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#131155 - 12/04/05 08:23 AM
Must be stopped in porn.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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We must veto all useless male chatter during an ATM. If I hear 'taste your ass' one more fucking time, someone's going down. If I'm already in the process of giving an ATM on MY OWN ACCORD because I'm so lost in the fury of cock crazed passion, guess what, Dirk Digglers...that means SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just let the moment be and let the sound of sex be uninterrupted by your need to fill every second of audio with your fake banter because God forbid some guy at home isn't jacking off to your 2 cents from the fucking peanut gallery.
Love,
gia
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#131162 - 12/04/05 04:45 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Gia what does your ass taste like?
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#131168 - 12/05/05 12:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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I generally agree with Gia, but I do enjoy it when black guys talk ghetto while they're fucking white bitches. For some reason it amuses me. 
Zenman..then you must be a Wesley Pipes fan. This guy talks more trash. He did a scene with Tommie Rose in the Gandland series and I think he had the line of the year.
... He busted out with "you getting your pussy fucked....huh, you getting fucked....you wanna call the police....go head.. call the police then"...Wow...LOL
Classic....LOL
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#131170 - 12/05/05 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#131171 - 12/05/05 10:16 PM
Re: Must be stopped in porn.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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We must veto all useless male chatter during an ATM. If I hear 'taste your ass' one more fucking time, someone's going down. If I'm already in the process of giving an ATM on MY OWN ACCORD because I'm so lost in the fury of cock crazed passion, guess what, Dirk Digglers...that means SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just let the moment be and let the sound of sex be uninterrupted by your need to fill every second of audio with your fake banter because God forbid some guy at home isn't jacking off to your 2 cents from the fucking peanut gallery.
Love,
gia
A just demand, I say. I even suggest that we eliminate the faces and voices of all male talent from scenes, as well. Not just blurred out ala some nerd with mad Photoshop skillz, but shot in a way that the female is the center of the action. I don't want to watch (or hear) people talking in porn, unless it's the female running the smack. It's the only reason Jewel DeNyle ever lasted in porn.
Guys moaning like a General Electric diesel train engine when the shoot are equally unnecessary. I remember jerking furiously to a great Tricia Yen scene with some guy talking like he was on Oprah or something, then groaning like a rain dancer when he got off, only to deposit the most pathetic wad ever. Nano-bots thought it was small.
The only exceptions would be the female oral sex scene (where the face would have to be a part, albeit unnecessary), feature flicks which required things like acting skills, where a full shot might be a little better, and maybe a BDSM scene where a beat-down of the mind turns the jacker-off on as much as the visual scene.
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#131172 - 12/07/05 07:38 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 60
Loc: Vancouver, BC , Canada
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We must veto all useless male chatter during an ATM. If I hear 'taste your ass' one more fucking time, someone's going down. If I'm already in the process of giving an ATM on MY OWN ACCORD because I'm so lost in the fury of cock crazed passion, guess what, Dirk Digglers...that means SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just let the moment be and let the sound of sex be uninterrupted by your need to fill every second of audio with your fake banter because God forbid some guy at home isn't jacking off to your 2 cents from the fucking peanut gallery.
Love,
gia
A just demand, I say. I even suggest that we eliminate the faces and voices of all male talent from scenes, as well. Not just blurred out ala some nerd with mad Photoshop skillz, but shot in a way that the female is the center of the action. I don't want to watch (or hear) people talking in porn, unless it's the female running the smack. It's the only reason Jewel DeNyle ever lasted in porn.
Guys moaning like a General Electric diesel train engine when the shoot are equally unnecessary. I remember jerking furiously to a great Tricia Yen scene with some guy talking like he was on Oprah or something, then groaning like a rain dancer when he got off, only to deposit the most pathetic wad ever. Nano-bots thought it was small.
The only exceptions would be the female oral sex scene (where the face would have to be a part, albeit unnecessary), feature flicks which required things like acting skills, where a full shot might be a little better, and maybe a BDSM scene where a beat-down of the mind turns the jacker-off on as much as the visual scene.
Female oral sex? This still exists in porn today?
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#131173 - 12/07/05 07:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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As shocking as it seems, guys licking box still happens in porn every now and then, unless you're Airana Jollee, in which case the EPA has designated her cunt as a Superfund site after all those brasileño trannies...and in most BBG scenes of any configuration, where the gays...errr "guys" seem more content to just lovingly stare at each others' faces. I can see the logical outcome now...sometime in 2037... Evil Angel Presents: Brazillian Bukkake 384...starring Taylor Rain, with special appearances by  It will be the first bukkake where not a single drop of jizz made it onto the whore.  
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#131174 - 12/08/05 12:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Worst offender of this is nick fucking manning. Not only can't he shut the fuck up he says the most unerotic things in the most unerotic tone ALL fucking scene, this is based on the three nick manning scenes ive seen. Two with charmane star where as he is blowing on her face he shouts in this demonic angry tone "URGGGGG DROPPING LOADS GHHHHH YEAH UHHHHHHH". Makes me wish someone would drop a trash can right on his fucking head.
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#131175 - 12/08/05 01:09 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
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Yep, sometimes its better to say nothing at all. There is nothing more unerotic and ridiculous than someone being really insincere and badly acting a "O yeah baby, fuck my ass you bastard" etc whilst they're looking at the ceiling, looking at their nails, "O yeah you big dicked mother fucker, fuck my tight hole", looks over to director to see how much more film they have to shoot, looks over at money man to see if he's got the cash, looks over at drug dealer to see if they've got their shit  Its a problem that's plagued porn since the beginning. If your star doesn't like it or at least can't pretend to like it, tell them to say as little as possible.
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#131177 - 12/09/05 05:32 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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What I hate is when the dudes fucking talk to each other as though the girl is just some prop for them to touch dicks together.
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#131179 - 12/15/05 09:08 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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That bitch was scary. I couldn't even begin to find her visually appealing and I'm pretty sure she shit out chunks of the meat puppets that couldn't hack it.
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