the best part about threads like this is seeing six people online who unwittingly stumble into a foxhole full of non-japanese rage that i'm targetting maybe 5 people as an audience for.

they just wanted to start a thread about courtney simpson instead of admitting they're considering walking into a gymnastics class of middle-schoolers, abducting one and bleaching her hair. but it's so obvious at the end of the day, they'll never be satisfied without leaving a gawky girl from iowa on the back of a milk-carton.
back to your regularly-scheduled amazement about semen and what they want to use it as a demi-glace for.