i won't even link the site, but this guy's essentially accepted that the california public university system is huge enough to make some mistakes and he's a failure with a degree he likes to mention while spelling noam chomsky's name wrong.

bridgette kerkove-it's a bad sign when she's deemed more valuable than you by your former employer, almost as bad as realizing your future is driving to porn sets with a hooker so you can remain obese if the check don't bounce.

enough tragedy, life's hard when your loved one may/may not leave you for a jordanian with a disfiguring birthmark who offers her necklaces and a life as a kept-woman instead of returning home smelling like semen to the oppressive stench of failure and broken, bitter dreams.

his site is deviant hardcore. fucking hip. you're 30 dude, you mug with sex-positive feminists for pictures, you've become dick clark's new year's rockin' eve--way too old, way too late. you're an english major too ugly to get a job, that's it.

the best part about threads like this is seeing six people online who unwittingly stumble into a foxhole full of non-japanese rage that i'm targetting maybe 5 people as an audience for.

they just wanted to start a thread about courtney simpson instead of admitting they're considering walking into a gymnastics class of middle-schoolers, abducting one and bleaching her hair. but it's so obvious at the end of the day, they'll never be satisfied without leaving a gawky girl from iowa on the back of a milk-carton.
back to your regularly-scheduled amazement about semen and what they want to use it as a demi-glace for.

hey lizardlips. you cannot fucking write. you may have graduated by means of a horrible, terrible mistake at UCLA/cape cod community college's admisions staff, but really, really bitch, how many times are you going to mention you went there while working for 30k a year?

punk btich
devan cypher, you fat fuck-i hope your scurvy-ridden sunlight-avoiding whore of a skank gives you aids. die hand in hand, fraud.

Is hardcoregossip guy still around? And is Luke the only one who hasn't looked at interviewing chicas and asking introspective questions such as "Do you do anal?" as training wheels to becoming a full-fledged flesh merchant?

hmmmm..i dont think we need a runny scat rorschach on flypaper to figure this one out.
someone check his basement...