I'd love to date a starlet.
I'm sure they're all getting wet thinking about a weight-lifting, right-wing, dead-end job working, guitar-playing, porn-loving pervert with more knowledge of math and chemistry than anyone would ever rationally choose to have. Plus my big dick and love of fucking women in the ass may be an issue. In short, I couldn't respect a porn-whore who'd choose to date an abomination such as myself.