man what i look forward to this year is getting another girlfriend--

I went to jail for 3 years(drugs and stuff), got psych/crim degrees, did the treatment and stuff-but my wife left me since i royally screwed up

Ive been out for a while but dont know how to approach women now

Today, at work, i saw this cutie

So i went into starbucks and this crap came out of my mouth

"ive seen u around, werent u smoking outside?"

She goes nope I dont smoke

So i go must have been someone else i get the faces confused(since i dont look at there faces but lear at their bodies)

So I go sorry Im pris and she goes im laura

Then she goes can i help you

I go sure i would like to try some expensive coffee, but what should i try?

fast forward she gives me the stupid coffee

So i taste it and said I dont like it

Then later, i see her again

This time i think she is pissed

I say hi, she goes remember me im the girl that doesnt smoke

Then she goes havent i seen you around ?

What the heck did i insult her with my cheesy lines

So i guess i really blew it--she had beautiful blue eyes and blond hair too

or it could have been the huge cold sore on my lip