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If you want guys with tight abs in porn, you have to accept that gays have a monopoly on slim midsections. Maybe this explains the appeal of Ron Jeremy.
(Sucking your own dick isn't gay. Swallowing your own cum, however, is fucking Richard Simmons fruity. 
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Who said Ron Jeremy is straight? He did a lot of gay movies in the 70´s.
There´s even a photoshoot with him poking an young Tom Byron´s ass.
Smartt, I am absolutely not surprised at all that you know this kinda shit. Seriously, were you secretly hoping, many years ago before Ron Jeremy's body hair became unmanageble through typical hormone therapy, that he would become a transexual? Did you fantasize some surgeon in Buenos Aires taking a scalpel Nip/Tuck style to his 9 inch penis? Do you visualize that everytime you take a bite out of a hotdog made from human fleshly remains in your Ronco 1970's Home Sausage Maker?
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Are you gonna eat that?
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