There are a few males on the scene, who I look at and wonder .... especially the ones with oh so perfect hair and nice manicures .... and those rippling muscles are gay as fuck. I'm sure some are Gay for Pay and others are, well, just bent as a $9 note.
Names withheld to protect the innocent and ward off lawsuits

.... just because a mofo sues it doesn't mean he's not GAY .... it just means you can't prove he is!