I plan to utilize my seemingly innocuous and sympathetic countenance as a physically challenged individual to disrupt, embarrass and otherwise destroy KSEX/Wankus/Team tyler at AVN. I have no compunction about paying the price for this sacrifice, I've lived a good life already, time to put the exclamation at the end. I need ideas.

I am proficient at:

- fake seizures brought on by too much excitement, or complete disgust
- attempting to get out of my chair in an attempt to impress a porn chick, then falling to the ground screaming in pain and yelling "Lawsuit!"
- stealthily parking my wheelchair next to a booth (such as....ksex') then crawling away, the wheelchair rigged Timothy McVeigh style with either pyrotechnic goodies or something that smells bad.

You see the possibilities...

Or I could just wheel up to him and say "dude you fucking suck" and keep saying it until he either hits me or calls security. Either way he loses big time...

Thoughts?

<cue "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap">

How about rigging your wheelchair up Shogun Assassin/Babycart style? You know, with blades popping out all over the show so you can just roll past and slice him to ribbons.

That would be some fucked up shit...

Something tells me arab would be in favor for a chair suicide bomb mission, setting the time on your bomb vest then wheeling yourself at full speed at the stage he is karaoke singing black velvet at.

I'm in favor of anything that will stop Wankus from inflicting himself on the world. The same goes for Da Burglar and the endless references to his handicapable self. Both of them dying in a firey explosion and a chain reaction of silicon cheekbones, tits and lips lighting Vegas like a Christmas tree would warm my heart. If you can figure out an excuse for JRV to part himself from his house-hubby duties and draw him closer to the flames and I might bankroll the whole thing like Saddam reveling over a dead Jew.