Okay im basically going to do three posts worth of shit in one post, ill leave gaps between each for people like me who can't be bothered to read through long ass posts, you can skip to the shit that is of interest to you.

First things first, in honor of hillary scotts poor vaginal hygiene and that ex vivid contract star who declared her passion for dog fucking and who was known as stink pot sally (her real name slips my mind but shes in that taylor hayes 3 girl picture in a public toilet thats floating around the cage) and also due to the ashlee simpson drunk in mcdonalds thread in the general section ive decided to list some celebrities who i think have horrible vaginal hygiene. Feel free to share if you thought or think the same about some of the ones ive listed or if you want to add some that ive missed.

1. Ashlee Simpson: I 100% agree with guapo, ive thought this for a while, i think the moment i saw the la la video was when it hit me, i think ashlee simpson would not only have a messy looking vagina but i also think she doesn't look after it right either, i bet it has nasty infections and steam rises out of it when she spreads her lips whenever she chooses to defy the lord, something beat into her by her preacher daddy who has no problem pimping his daughters out for the right price.

2. Britney Spears: This is a no brainer, pregnant britney showed the world what a slob of a woman she really is, walking around bare foot with gypsy dresses looking like smartt in the face while pregnant, at that moment i was so happy that federline that wigger fuckhead had to go down on that thing on a nightly basis in order to keep his relationship going, i hope the stench and taste was unbearable.

Tara Reid: Add up all those countless nights passing out while pissing on herself, leaving it to stink up overnight waking up the next morning to a nice yeast infection, the years of hard partying have wore on her looks tits and no doubt pussy.





Fayner has said the reason hes still alive is thanks to his dog, which is actually more depressing then the fact his a full blown junkie, that his life hangs on something that has no problem eating its own shit, then again that sounds like a normal Friday night for isabel ice


Two former contract girl comebacks announced this week. Felcia horribly overrated pussy only performer is back and is doing boy girl scenes now. Word is she hasn't aged well and needs the cash (like this is a surprise?) and the other is taylor hayes, which is sorta sad, she made a brief comeback a few years ago and looked nothing like the girl during her first run, she looked weathered then i hate to see her now with a few years being an alcoholic and another kid under her belt, then again chasey lain has set a pretty low bar to be disappointed by.


Monkeys quick hit top 5 hate list

1. jrv
2. Gen padova
3. oprah
4. wankus
5. tyra banks (supermodel)

Monkey has touched on a topic of high concern and very dear to Da Burglar's heart, because, well, it's a badly kept secret that w/chair dudes give great head. We have to, it's our only chance, it's our secret weapon, it's how we level the field etc etc etc So I am sure you can all understand that nothing will send a cripple with cerebral palsy or some other neurological disorder into a life threatening seizure faster than a stinky female cooch.



In addition to having a rancid fuckhole, I am fearful that Cherokee may have smelly feet given her rugged footwear. You can almost see & smell the fumes from her mountain climbing boots emanating from this picture. <Da Burglar pauses to sniff the air...>





The bathroom cleanup guy...his relevance to this thread is peripheral, but that squirt bottle could in theory disinfect a smelly twat in a pinch. Plus he looks happy, there is so little happiness in the world today...



Now here we have noted sex expert Dr Drew Pinsky of Loveline Fame. Dr Drew has many suggestions on vaginal health and furthermo....uh, ooops it's Jenna's Husband.

<Da Burglar recovers>

Well Jay would be an expert on queasy quims since it is Da Burglar's suggestion that Jenna has, or has had a smelly pussy at some point in her career, or at least definitely in her lifetime. Right? RIGGGHTTT? (Like when she got off the plane in a wheelchair weighing 90 lbs, strungout on meth...?)

Look at those pictures of Taylor on that cheapo modeling site--including the one with her head tilted, because none of the airbrushing or make-up in the world can counteract the force of gravity--and you just know this is going to end badly. Like a tragic murder-suicide that makes us question what a tortured soul she was and a letter left behind quoting Jessica Simpson lyrics that eliminates all doubt that her head is a vacuum cleaner bag.

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It's Cheyenne Silver. If it's true that she fucked a dog

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It is, she admitted it on a pro am video and then said something else about it later during an interview. Shes one of those animals are the same as humans people.

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Look at those pictures of Taylor on that cheapo modeling site--including the one with her head tilted, because none of the airbrushing or make-up in the world can counteract the force of gravity--and you just know this is going to end badly. Like a tragic murder-suicide that makes us question what a tortured soul she was and a letter left behind quoting Jessica Simpson lyrics that eliminates all doubt that her head is a vacuum cleaner bag.

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She doesn't look too bad, needs a touch up waxing her moustache, but all things considered she doesn't look too bad.

it's blatantly obvious seymout butt's didn't LISTEN to the old guy in the pet cemetary movie that will never leave television schedules.

you don't bury people in the pet cemetary seymour, that guy was old and foreboding and right about the cat. she's come back a monster, i bet she smells awful.

Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you.
She also told me, stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some indonesian junk that’s going round.

Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.