Okay im basically going to do three posts worth of shit in one post, ill leave gaps between each for people like me who can't be bothered to read through long ass posts, you can skip to the shit that is of interest to you.

First things first, in honor of hillary scotts poor vaginal hygiene and that ex vivid contract star who declared her passion for dog fucking and who was known as stink pot sally (her real name slips my mind but shes in that taylor hayes 3 girl picture in a public toilet thats floating around the cage) and also due to the ashlee simpson drunk in mcdonalds thread in the general section ive decided to list some celebrities who i think have horrible vaginal hygiene. Feel free to share if you thought or think the same about some of the ones ive listed or if you want to add some that ive missed.

1. Ashlee Simpson: I 100% agree with guapo, ive thought this for a while, i think the moment i saw the la la video was when it hit me, i think ashlee simpson would not only have a messy looking vagina but i also think she doesn't look after it right either, i bet it has nasty infections and steam rises out of it when she spreads her lips whenever she chooses to defy the lord, something beat into her by her preacher daddy who has no problem pimping his daughters out for the right price.

2. Britney Spears: This is a no brainer, pregnant britney showed the world what a slob of a woman she really is, walking around bare foot with gypsy dresses looking like smartt in the face while pregnant, at that moment i was so happy that federline that wigger fuckhead had to go down on that thing on a nightly basis in order to keep his relationship going, i hope the stench and taste was unbearable.

Tara Reid: Add up all those countless nights passing out while pissing on herself, leaving it to stink up overnight waking up the next morning to a nice yeast infection, the years of hard partying have wore on her looks tits and no doubt pussy.





Fayner has said the reason hes still alive is thanks to his dog, which is actually more depressing then the fact his a full blown junkie, that his life hangs on something that has no problem eating its own shit, then again that sounds like a normal Friday night for isabel ice


Two former contract girl comebacks announced this week. Felcia horribly overrated pussy only performer is back and is doing boy girl scenes now. Word is she hasn't aged well and needs the cash (like this is a surprise?) and the other is taylor hayes, which is sorta sad, she made a brief comeback a few years ago and looked nothing like the girl during her first run, she looked weathered then i hate to see her now with a few years being an alcoholic and another kid under her belt, then again chasey lain has set a pretty low bar to be disappointed by.


Monkeys quick hit top 5 hate list

1. jrv
2. Gen padova
3. oprah
4. wankus
5. tyra banks (supermodel)