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#130905 - 12/03/05 10:26 AM
Re: working out
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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garfield or someone probably does a six-day deal, so he's only working a body part once/week. if you don't want to spend 20/hours a week with homosexuals in spandex lisetening to trance music, just do the unpleasant stuff. just mix up stuff like squats, some bench/weighted-dips, maybe some power cleans of deadlifts if you've still got legs, some rowing-motion and throw the dip belt on and do some pullups. very few people have the genes to look like grant,it takes years to look like that. just get stronger, as few machines as possible, as many compound-movements with heavy weight and you'll get stronger. the protein stuff's great if your strength-coach is buying, you'll do fine with an omlette and some more milk in your average day. throw in a multivitamin and you're chilling.
if you ever see garfield in the locker room, he'll give you herpes. you'll be a shitload better at any sport you can think of if you can forgo the pec dec for the stuff that makes you not get injured and move quicker.
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#130906 - 12/03/05 11:51 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Pushups, lunges, 25 lb. dumbells. Thats all you need, any more and you're just chasing the homos that cover all of those fitness magazines. Unless you're gay of course, in which case I suggest that you just stop eating and get a hipster hairdo, far easier than all of that lifting.
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#130907 - 12/03/05 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Do weights before cardio.
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#130908 - 12/03/05 01:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Pushups, lunges, 25 lb. dumbells. Thats all you need, any more and you're just chasing the homos that cover all of those fitness magazines. Unless you're gay of course, in which case I suggest that you just stop eating and get a hipster hairdo, far easier than all of that lifting.
Sadly I am old enough to remember when fags of the late 70s early eighties were 50% skinny freaks, no doubt the 'female' in their relationships with some Village-person-macho-man-buffed "dude".
For the waist up (arms, shoulders, back and ABS), I recommend a Invacare ATS 500 custom titanium wheelchair (about $4 grand) and about 10 steep hills...if you can't afford one, wheel-jack one from your Local Special Olympics recruiting office, tell them I sent you.
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#130909 - 12/03/05 03:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
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#130913 - 12/04/05 01:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Do weights before cardio.
Do Gia before weights 
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#130919 - 12/04/05 01:15 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/14/05
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I recommend creatine, 5-10 grams a day.
Creatine is a waste of money. It doesn't do a damn thing for anyone and can cause some nasty side effects, like severe muscle cramping and fucking up your kidneys.
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#130923 - 12/04/05 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you've got time for a little deca between fights.
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#130926 - 12/04/05 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's not my style, it's also outrageously safe at low doses. the problem with the stuff isn't that it's so deadly, it's the bodybuilders and lineman decided if the stuff was effective at half the regular dose, they should take a few dozen times that and do it for the majority of the year for a decade. none if makes sense until you're in your late 20's if you want proper hormonal production when you're 55--but the ephedra in ripped fuel will probably kill you before a cycle of something like sustanon will at half-dosages.
anyhow, what chico's doing is hard as hell, i fucked around with it but the fact small asians in inexpensive automobiles could break my arms if they wanted to upset me enough to not get wildly far with it. fuck the gracies, they're not bulletproof and they're smartt-related.
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#130930 - 12/11/05 02:49 PM
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Registered: 09/20/05
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I have no idea who that is. In hockey, the fighter equivalents are thus:  Ali: Bob Probert, Red Wings. Probert, a Canadian citizen, actually got himself banned from entering Canada for 2 years after being convicted of trafficing cocaine in the mid-1980s. Frazier: Tie Domi, New York Rangers. From the same hometown as Probert, led the NHL in fighting majors 5 years. After knocking a guy out, once tried to break his shoulder by dropping his knee WWF-style.  When Probert returned to Detroit to play in 1990, he had 2 eipc fights with Domi, both ironically at Madison Square Garden. In the first fight, Domi put a gash over Probert's eye which rendered him useles for the rest of the game. Domi was seen to be skating to the Sin Bin pretending to hold up a fighter's title belt. In the next meeting of the teams, Probert challenged Domi in the first 2 minutes of the game, and landed a series of punches which knocked Domi out, he passed out for 2 minutes. This time, as Domi skated past the Detroit bench under a linesman's assistance, the Red Wing's normally-reserved captain Steve Yzerman taunted Domi by making the same fight belt gesture. It literally was the Ali-Frazier of hockey.
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#130932 - 12/11/05 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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hey willie, how great is hockeyfights.com?
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#130933 - 12/11/05 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I just found it today. It only goes back to 1995, so some of the the classic brawlers aren't there, like Dave Semenko, Tiger Williams, Ulf Samuelsson, and the enforcer with the best name ever, Larry Playfair of the Sabres. But anyone who has a running commentary on every NHL donnybrook has got to be cool.
A few years ago I got to play a game in a summer pro-am series, and got assigned to Claude Lemieux. That dirty motherfucker held my stick more than I did.
Burglar's last av brought back some memories...
[Ned Braden taps Reg Dunlop on the shoulder, motions to the Hanson brothers]
Reg: What are you guys doing?
Jeff Hanson: Putting on the foil
Steve Hanson: Yeah, every game
Jack Hanson: Want some?
Reg: No. [mumbles to Braden] Jesus Christ these guys don't leave the fuckin' bench.
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#130934 - 12/11/05 11:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i polish my rifle nightly in hopes of ulf delivering my chinese food. you think i'll ever forgive what he did to cam? cam was my superman, nigga.
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#130937 - 12/12/05 09:17 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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I wanna show up at Greztky's doorstep and remind his pussy-ass that even he got a fighting miscounduct in his career. No one is immune...melt that Lady Byng and drop the fucking puck.
Watch it dude, Great One needs only to snap his fingers and McSorley will spring out of the coat closet and tenderize yer face. 
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#130938 - 12/12/05 09:32 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I wanna show up at Greztky's doorstep and remind his pussy-ass that even he got a fighting miscounduct in his career. No one is immune...melt that Lady Byng and drop the fucking puck.
Watch it dude, Great One needs only to snap his fingers and McSorley will spring out of the coat closet and tenderize yer face.
Or dare we say Dave Semenko, as mentioned earlier. They don't call him "cement head" for nothing!
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