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#130862 - 12/02/05 11:52 PM
Brand New and eager to become a STAR.nyc
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Registered: 12/02/05
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Hi, I am Mandy and I recently started my venture on to the adult film industry and I am eager to become the hottest star out of NYC. If you are interested in featuring me in your next film please send a request with job and pay scale. I do have a booking agent and all jobs must be confirmed with him before I accept any assignements. So if you are not serious about business please do not reply. I've also attatched a few photos. To book me directly call 347-204-5576 *1 ask for Ken
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#130863 - 12/04/05 12:54 PM
Re: Brand New and eager to become a STAR.nyc
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Registered: 11/14/05
Posts: 18
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You should stop using lame ass phrases on your website like "I love to get naughty". It makes you appear to be some bimbo from a late night phonesex commercial.
Also, your jaw is way too small for your face.
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#130864 - 12/04/05 02:07 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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You should stop using lame ass phrases on your website like "I love to get naughty". It makes you appear to be some bimbo from a late night phonesex commercial.
Also, your jaw is way too small for your face.
Leave the fucking girl alone. God...show yourself fuckface.
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#130869 - 12/08/05 02:34 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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#130871 - 12/09/05 05:12 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Big time, stroke value but dam those are big feet.
LOL, agreed. But you know what big feet means... oh wait.
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#130872 - 12/09/05 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That racket looks cheap. I'd laugh anyone off the court if they brought that.
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#130877 - 12/09/05 08:58 AM
Re: Brand New and eager to become a STAR.nyc
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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It's a squash racket, not a tennis racket. Hence the diminutive size. Tennis is that outdoor game with the little day-glo ball that Left Coasters named Dirk and Mitzi play at the Del Coronado in December. Squash is that faggy game you play at a Right Coast racquetball court in Amherst with people named Biff and Muffy (or perhaps JamesN?) BWAAAAAAAAAA
You people are so damn white. Spend some time over the holidays watching "In Living Color season 1" on DVD and blacken yourselves up a bit.
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#130878 - 12/09/05 09:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Our little Gia plays tennis. She's new at it and not sure if she's familiar with squash. I'll let her know the deal.
It's one of those sports dichotomies.
Tennis is cool...squash is .
Hockey is cool...lacrosse is for s who can't skate.
Water polo is cool...swimming in a straight line then turning around is .
Cross country is cool...running in circles is .
American football is cool...soccer is for professional mullet-wearing injury fakers.
Baseball is cool...cricket is for people who lost the Revolutionary War.
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#130879 - 12/09/05 09:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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ahem, i resent the lacrosse comment, highly. played hockey for years, i can skate, just not well enough to have played for a top-20 college team most years. they have black kids on lax teams now, running backs from uva and unc and shit that don't play much. try hitting one and telling me it's a gay sport. i'm sure my concussed-brain will never be the same. jim brown played lacrosse, and he's the scariest man ever. i'm the worst basketball player ever. i've got the white man's disease, i'm fucking awful on a basketball court. as a warning, if you play tennis and squash at the same time, you'll probably end up sucking at both--the carryover from each fucks your game up in the other--it's a "wristy" vs. "loopy" swing thing.
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#130880 - 12/09/05 09:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I can shoot free throws better than Shaquille!!!!
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#130881 - 12/09/05 09:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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shaq's free throw shooting blows mine away. i think i've probably shot a basketball under 1000 times.
it's weird, because i'm pretty good at rapping.
this thread is so far off-topic, yet is the most interesting thing i've read all day.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#130882 - 12/09/05 03:16 PM
Re: Brand New and eager to become a STAR.nyc
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Big time, stroke value but dam those are big feet.
LOL, agreed. But you know what big feet means... oh wait.
Sneakers always make your feet look bigger. She is still one hot piece of snatch.
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#130884 - 01/04/06 12:49 AM
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Registered: 01/04/06
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wow, mandy. you are fucking hot. great skin, nice titties and a pretty little pussy. we'd love to fuck and suck you at our nyc production house...
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