ahem, i resent the lacrosse comment, highly. played hockey for years, i can skate, just not well enough to have played for a top-20 college team most years. they have black kids on lax teams now, running backs from uva and unc and shit that don't play much. try hitting one and telling me it's a gay sport. i'm sure my concussed-brain will never be the same. jim brown played lacrosse, and he's the scariest man ever.
i'm the worst basketball player ever. i've got the white man's disease, i'm fucking awful on a basketball court.
as a warning, if you play tennis and squash at the same time, you'll probably end up sucking at both--the carryover from each fucks your game up in the other--it's a "wristy" vs. "loopy" swing thing.