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Our little Gia plays tennis. She's new at it and not sure if she's familiar with squash. I'll let her know the deal.



It's one of those sports dichotomies.

Tennis is cool...squash is .
Hockey is cool...lacrosse is for s who can't skate.
Water polo is cool...swimming in a straight line then turning around is .
Cross country is cool...running in circles is .
American football is cool...soccer is for professional mullet-wearing injury fakers.
Baseball is cool...cricket is for people who lost the Revolutionary War.