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It's a squash racket, not a tennis racket. Hence the diminutive size. Tennis is that outdoor game with the little day-glo ball that Left Coasters named Dirk and Mitzi play at the Del Coronado in December. Squash is that faggy game you play at a Right Coast racquetball court in Amherst with people named Biff and Muffy (or perhaps JamesN?) BWAAAAAAAAAA



You people are so damn white. Spend some time over the holidays watching "In Living Color season 1" on DVD and blacken yourselves up a bit.