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We sincerely apologize for sending you Matt Ramsey, Erik Everhard, and Lara Roxxx

We hope our American bretheren can forgive us one day.

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If you shoot Kid Vegas, we'll take care of Brandon Iron.

The best thing to come out of Canada is not hockey, or salmon, or tooks, or that colorful language, eh? or SCTV, or Shania Twain, or Amy Lee or Christine Young or Carol Cox.

it is

and this could be the porn whore manifesto:

Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel in touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage.

Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact. One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.

(chorus)
Living in the limelight, the universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be,
Must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination,
The real relation, the underlying theme.

Living in a fisheye lens, caught in the camera eye,
I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.

All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers, each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.

Chorus
"Limelight." (with slight apologies to Shakespeare).