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#130690 - 12/02/05 04:35 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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We sincerely apologize for sending you Matt Ramsey, Erik Everhard, and Lara Roxxx
We hope our American bretheren can forgive us one day.
Shit, your not Canadian that's for damn sure. Of all the Canadian's you could name those are the one's you pick? With the exception of Everhard you could have done alot better. Twat. 
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#130691 - 12/02/05 04:56 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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We sincerely apologize for sending you Matt Ramsey, Erik Everhard, and Lara Roxxx
We hope our American bretheren can forgive us one day.
Shit, your not Canadian that's for damn sure. Of all the Canadian's you could name those are the one's you pick? With the exception of Everhard you could have done alot better. Twat.
Damn straight....if he was a real Canuck, his post would look like this:
We sincerely apologize for sending you:
eh?) Matt Ramsey
B) Erik Everhard
C) Lara Roxxx
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#130693 - 12/02/05 11:17 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Take that bitch known as Jaws aka Vicki Vette back to Canada too.
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#130701 - 12/05/05 09:51 AM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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what about Brandon Iron?
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#130703 - 12/05/05 10:38 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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We sincerely apologize for sending you Matt Ramsey, Erik Everhard, and Lara Roxxx
We hope our American bretheren can forgive us one day.
If you shoot Kid Vegas, we'll take care of Brandon Iron.
The best thing to come out of Canada is not hockey, or salmon, or tooks, or that colorful language, eh? or SCTV, or Shania Twain, or Amy Lee or Christine Young or Carol Cox.
it is
and this could be the porn whore manifesto:
Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel in touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage.
Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact. One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.
(chorus)
Living in the limelight, the universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be,
Must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination,
The real relation, the underlying theme.
Living in a fisheye lens, caught in the camera eye,
I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.
All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers, each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.
Chorus
"Limelight." (with slight apologies to Shakespeare).
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#130704 - 12/05/05 10:45 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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We sincerely apologize for sending you Matt Ramsey, Erik Everhard, and Lara Roxxx
We hope our American bretheren can forgive us one day.
If you shoot Kid Vegas, we'll take care of Brandon Iron.
The best thing to come out of Canada is not hockey, or salmon, or tooks, or that colorful language, eh? or SCTV, or Shania Twain, or Amy Lee or Christine Young or Carol Cox.
it is
and this could be the porn whore manifesto:
Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel in touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage.
Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact. One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.
(chorus)
Living in the limelight, the universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be,
Must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination,
The real relation, the underlying theme.
Living in a fisheye lens, caught in the camera eye,
I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.
All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers, each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.
Chorus
"Limelight." (with slight apologies to Shakespeare).
It sucks not being able to hear well... 
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#130705 - 12/06/05 09:39 AM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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We have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control . . . 
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#130706 - 12/07/05 07:27 PM
Re: An open apology from all Canadians
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 60
Loc: Vancouver, BC , Canada
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what about Brandon Iron?
I was not aware of this! OMFG! This is shameful!
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