The direction of the cage of late has troubled the monkey theres not enough posts on porn or feuds, two of the things the cage was created for. Since im fresh out of hate i guess that leaves porn, and when in need of an emergency rub out heres some of the porn chicas the baseball monkey turns too. Btw, where is alexa rae? she must of had her kid 6 months ago, it don't feed itself, time to catch cum to pay for those pampers.

(btw if anyone wants to upload the pictures from the links i include to the site, it would be appreciated, if not then you bums will have to click the links to see the monkey mainstay jerkers )

top 5

Natasha Dolling: I know, i know, it seems like a broken record, but its true, shes a mainstay jerker, she has great natural tits, fucks like she gives a shit, has a great attitude in the scenes ive seen isn't afraid to let her face be used for target practise and just a great looking teen, maybe a tad too euro looking but hey theres no 10s in porn.

http://www.hpornstars.com/tgp/natashadollinghh/200501210858.jpg

sky lopez: This is only during the 98-2000 period, like 6 months after she got in and before she started getting giant arm tattoos and botox. Its was a brief period but she did a lot of work in it giving enough variety. She has giant bolt ons which always looks awful but i saw her pre bob job and its better then what god gave her so she gets a pass. She also looks like she enjoys sex, always gives a great BJ scene and is one of the girls who looks like she dominates the men rather then the other way around, which probably angers a lot of the rednecks that watch her stuff, which adds to the erotism i think, angry hicks is fucking hot, like feather indian males that wear foundation and lead the new alt porn generation.

http://jpg.adult.pornparks.com/coolpornpics2/sky/gallery2/sky-02.jpg


Szilvia Lauren: Always a favorite, her smile is a little crooked and shes built like an nfl running back, but her scenes are always hot, she loves to fuck and it comes across, shes more cute then hot and i guess it comes down to personal taste but ive always been a fan.

http://www.europornstarpics.com/galleries/dec/szilvia-lauren-hc/15.jpg

Krystal steal: mainly the jules jordan stuff, she looked her best during those scenes and was probably at the top of her fucking game during those scenes too. Now ive seen early krystal compared to jules era krystal and shes had a lot of work done but and although you can tell its not overly obvious like most surgery jobs (nicole sheridan and jenna jameson im looking at you). She has the perfect facial face, (ugly pre work krystal taking an open mouth facial from a clearly horrid taste cummer in erik everhard is still one of the funniest porn moments caught on film, much like little kids who can't lie the same applies to women who get a drop of off cum on the tongue, its the most honest you will see a porn chica on film and most probably off it too).

http://www.pornstarbabez.com/krystal/001016.jpg

Charmane star: Im not big into asians, but charmane is hot, she lacks a little passion in her scenes but still gives a great bj scene and looks soft and sexy. Im tired so i will leave it at that.

http://www.qualityasians.com/galleries/charmane_star_hardcore/CharmaneStar05_016.jpg


honorable mentions: alexa rae, taylor hayes and early tori wells