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#130578 - 12/01/05 01:23 PM I've got a sex problem.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I've been seeing a girl for about a month and a half now. The problem is the frequency with which my penis is squeezed from her vagina while I'm screwing her in the dog-style position, which is her favorite and mine as well. I reckon this is due largely to how small my penis is. She has complained first jokingly, then more recently with marked irritation that nearly every time I begin hitting the "spot" good ( I mean well) that it slips out. The cumulative effect of this has probably devastated the affair, which has meant a great deal to me. I am very affectionate in bed and kiss and rub her and cunnilingize probably to a degree that now seems to her subservient and un-masculine due to the frequent squeeze-outs. I now fear that she craves one that won't squeeze out, that'll piston mercilessly and hit the "spot" without fail or interruption. This saddens and distresses me beyond words. I don't want her to look elsewhere. What if she takes up with somerone who will "donkey punch" her, or request her head be UPSIDEDOWN? I literally cannot bear the thought of this and may commit suicide as a result.



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#130579 - 12/01/05 01:32 PM Re: I've got a sex problem.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
that's it! i've caught you rating your own posts one-star!
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#130580 - 12/01/05 02:37 PM Re: I've got a sex problem.
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
740 verbal SAT score and what happens? XPT demi-god cumalloverher introduces me to the verb "cunnilingize"

Now tell the fucker who questions why someone from Harvard would waste their time here to go cunnilingize a Tractor Battery.
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#130581 - 12/01/05 02:51 PM Re: I've got a sex problem.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Every time I hear the word "cunnilingus," I first wonder why no porn whore ever took the name Connie Lingus or something like that, but mostly I think of Grandma Klump from The Nutty Professor.

"Come on Cletus! It aint nuthin' but a short walk. You might walk over, but you limpin' back! I aint no easy win, nigga!"


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#130582 - 12/04/05 02:09 AM Re: I've got a sex problem.
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
solution: find another position where it doesnt slip out

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#130583 - 12/04/05 02:16 AM Re: I've got a sex problem.
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Tell your girlfriend that if her pussy wasn't so stretched out your dick won't fall out so easily. A proper pussy should exert some grip on the male member.

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