"slavery's been outlawed for over a century, which sucks---but jrv......i own you, boy!"
smelly monkey

he didn't really say that, but let's pretend he did.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits