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#130378 - 11/30/05 09:13 AM is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Obviously hates porn, changes his avatar to tranny loving Smartt to replace the fag picture of himself. Think about it. Why does an alleged Harvard boy waste his precious intellect to be a rabble rouser on porn boards? Obviously Harvard has lowered it's standards since the guy spends 90% of his showing us how brilliant & smarmy he is.
Doesn't he have a thesis to write? Says he has a girlfriend, but in between admiring his own intellect and posting endless threads about stupid shit, one has to doubt that claim. He'll probably retort about how I'm a newbie w/ a myspace fetish. lol. what is he bored with Katja Kassin? WHY WHY WHY WHY? That's all I want to know.go ahead, james, show us how intelligent and crafty you are, please be sure to use big words. it's funny. it's sad. Harvard. what a joke. go ahead james, show us how much better your threads are, go search and find more threads to bump. That med school thread was nicely written, but boring as hell. Your wit is monolithic. flame away. amuse me. I'll sit sit back and watch the fireworks. it's all a big joke anyway... porn is hilarious right?
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#130379 - 11/30/05 09:16 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i already showed you, you lost. there was anal-bleeding. stop whining. you're so stupid it makes me hard, thesis? not still in school. WRONG. picture of myself? mattcasey. WRONG. medschool thread? not written by me, hence the "ev" at the end. WONG-FOO, YOU EAT SMARTT"S POO
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#130380 - 11/30/05 09:33 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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[quoteObviously Harvard has lowered it's standards since the guy spends 90% of his showing us how brilliant & smarmy he is.





and priscilla, queen of the desert-i'll show you how to write a complete sentence if you'll go down on me. really, questioning the academic standards of something more competitive than crenshaw high in pidgin-english is so last-year. i own you, you can't even post about anything else.
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#130381 - 11/30/05 09:40 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Is this a serious feud or a monkey/danza one?
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#130382 - 11/30/05 09:41 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
or a brandon/monsieur...
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#130383 - 11/30/05 09:43 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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Is this a serious feud or a monkey/danza one?




i couldn't pretend to be as lame as this guy. brandon's still mad about me giving him genital warts though.
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#130384 - 11/30/05 10:07 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Is this a serious feud or a monkey/danza one?




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#130385 - 11/30/05 10:12 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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"slavery's been outlawed for over a century, which sucks---but jrv......i own you, boy!"
smelly monkey

he didn't really say that, but let's pretend he did.
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#130386 - 11/30/05 10:26 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

WONG-FOO, YOU EAT SMARTT"S POO




lol. Wong Foo? Are you a cross dresser, too? You learned this at Harvard? Forget,the thesis. Do you have a job? wait it must be pondering the size of Katja's ass or how much crack Genesis has smoked in the past year. You didn't say anything about not being gay? Heck you might as well be Matt Casey or Smartt anyway, if that's the image you want to project.... Ok, just name one porn movie you've watched in the past month and we'll be friends since I'm Thigh Beta Kappa too (sic). lol... This is becoming one of the funniest threads watching james show how dominant his wit is over a whiner. James, you rule. XXXPT comedian of the year.

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#130387 - 11/30/05 10:34 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ghostshadow, just because i've paid ryan knox fifteen dollars to give him a handjob in the parking lot of a supermarket doesn't mean i'm gay.
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#130388 - 11/30/05 11:31 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Quote:

ghostshadow, just because i've paid ryan knox fifteen dollars to give him a handjob in the parking lot of a supermarket doesn't mean i'm gay.




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#130389 - 11/30/05 03:15 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
It's official. James, you have a stalker.
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#130390 - 11/30/05 03:20 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
Swami Satchimila Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
It is amazing, jamesn's prose clears up when he is angry. Not the usual mental clutter on top of some good ideas. Which makes me believe he really did write that medical piece. The writing styles are just too similar.

Either that or the feud would be a joke. And jamesn is unusually relaxed and can perform at the top of his game. The ghostshadow nick maybe is a hint?

Either way, good work jamesn.
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#130391 - 11/30/05 04:07 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Socialistforce, Jimmy, Ghostshadow...is it fake accounts or a new angry poster influx or just some weird disease?

Ghostshadow smells like Kyoto, but just in case it's Jimmy or a recent Yale / Northeastern U. graduate hired by Team Tyler to balance their joint checking account and defend Wankus from James' fox-like raids into the KSEX bird flu-ridden henhouse...

Harvard...? You were dumb enough to insult someone posting on a pornboard with comments like "Harvard must be lowering their standards..."? or "Why would someone from Harvard spend their time posting here..blahblahblah." Hey Shithead, smell this:

It is EXACTLY and DIRECTLY because I did go to Harvard that I can now FREELY CHOOSE to spend huge chunks of MY time entertaining MYSELF here, and as a bonus/collateral damage, entertain and corrupt others as well. You follow?

AND FOR THE RECORD: James can defend himself and annihilate others well enough so this post is not an example of placing my body, my titanium wheelchair or my Jaguar XJ8 in front of bullets to save anyone, most of all a brother...

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#130392 - 11/30/05 04:51 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
Swami Satchimila Offline
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Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
If I were to have insulted someone for having gone to Harvard, it would be because of their self-esteem upon graduation when they were forced to leave. I was not ivy league, but saw my school ranked consistently top ten nationally for my field. My classmates certainly do not seem to have to prove their importance by incesstantly bragging about what city they drank beer in while they went to college. No one was even talking about Harvard. Who cares if they waste their time here?
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#130393 - 11/30/05 05:29 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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If I were to have insulted someone for having gone to Harvard, it would be because of their self-esteem upon graduation when they were forced to leave. I was not ivy league, but saw my school ranked consistently top ten nationally for my field. My classmates certainly do not seem to have to prove their importance by incesstantly bragging about what city they drank beer in while they went to college. No one was even talking about Harvard. Who cares if they waste their time here?





Yarrrrgh...what the fuck? Which thread you reading?

I don't come here to "prove" anything...I come here to facilitate laughing my ass off as much as possible before I croak...

Here's some philosophical "truth" for you Swami:

"Death Smiles on Us All, the Only thing a man can do is smile back" - Marcus Aurelius

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" - Ken Patera

"The purpose of life is to make a lot of money, then drink and smoke dope like a banshee and have as many orgasms as possible before you go tits up..." - Da Burglar
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#130394 - 11/30/05 11:05 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:

If I were to have insulted someone for having gone to Harvard, it would be because of their self-esteem upon graduation when they were forced to leave. I was not ivy league, but saw my school ranked consistently top ten nationally for my field. My classmates certainly do not seem to have to prove their importance by incesstantly bragging about what city they drank beer in while they went to college. No one was even talking about Harvard. Who cares if they waste their time here?





Yarrrrgh...what the fuck? Which thread you reading?

I don't come here to "prove" anything...I come here to facilitate laughing my ass off as much as possible before I croak...

Here's some philosophical "truth" for you Swami:

"Death Smiles on Us All, the Only thing a man can do is smile back" - Marcus Aurelius

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" - Ken Patera

"The purpose of life is to make a lot of money, then drink and smoke dope like a banshee and have as many orgasms as possible before you go tits up..." - Da Burglar




Leave it to Da Burgler to put things in the right perspective. It kind of aligns the cosmos and keeps us all in perverted balance.
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#130395 - 12/01/05 05:08 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
No, he's not gay. I fucked his ass with my strap-on just last night.

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#130396 - 12/01/05 05:11 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" - Ken Patera




I cannot believe that you dredged that name up from the ether. Good quote, but it has to be one of the most obscure around here in a while.

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#130397 - 12/01/05 06:29 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" - Ken Patera




I cannot believe that you dredged that name up from the ether. Good quote, but it has to be one of the most obscure around here in a while.




I use it all the time, it has marked my upward surge since I was 19...

"People ask me, whats the difference between Upper and Lower Mongolia. One's higher than the other." -- Freddie Blassie, manager of Killer Kahn who was billed as hailing from Upper Mongolia


Don't get me started on Captain Lou, The Grand Wizard or Playboy Buddy Rose (not Rodgers, ROSE) Funny shit no one here will understand
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#130398 - 12/06/05 12:29 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
There is a lot of hate in this post.


I have missed you guys.

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#130399 - 12/06/05 01:51 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Jamesn-

It was $100 remember?

And it was a blowjob you gave me not a handjob,
I didn't let you use your hands.

Now go ahead and post the picture biatch!

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#130400 - 12/07/05 10:59 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

Jamesn-

It was $100 remember?

And it was a blowjob you gave me not a handjob,
I didn't let you use your hands.

Now go ahead and post the picture biatch!




james is too bashful, dude.
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#130401 - 12/07/05 11:03 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
awesome, my stalker's back!
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#130402 - 12/07/05 11:07 AM Re: is jamesn gay?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
This thread is so tired.

Meanwhile, someone found the Irish midget! Woo hoo!!!!!!!!
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#130403 - 12/07/05 12:46 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

There is a lot of hate in this post.


I have missed you guys.






Glad to get you back into the cage, dude.
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#130404 - 12/07/05 12:49 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ha! pariah--do you realize you've just been "welcomed back to the cage" by a dude with 30 posts, 20 about me. can you get this guy gag-fucked by the homeless? say yes.
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#130405 - 12/07/05 12:51 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

ha! pariah--do you realize you've just been "welcomed back to the cage" by a dude with 30 posts, 20 about me. can you get this guy gag-fucked by the homeless? say yes.




only you could think that up, james. sounds like your days at harvard. but thanks i'll pass.
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#130406 - 12/07/05 01:05 PM Re: is jamesn gay?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you?
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