Stream of Consciousness in Philly...last night in my hotel suite.

-- I am watching a Flat screen Toshiba 42” HD….watching the news, there's a fire, very clear vivid picture, I can almost smell the smoke & Feel the heat… I thought of that No Cum Dodging Allowed #6 trailer, with bianca pureheart slurping a bowl of splooge…on this screen you would be able to see the clumps of sperm, using the "rice krispie" strategy in a struggle to survive. Rice Krispies stick together... Woody Allen’s “Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex…” comes to my mind, conversation of Sperm. What would they be saying in that bowl of cum?

-- My bed is soft, very soft, I am alone it’s 10:48 pm the Phone rings…”Hello?” It's a male voice, someone asks me “Uh, Is Madeline There?” I say “hold on let me check”…I put the phone down for 5 seconds, then I get the idea to start moving around making noise…I open and close the drawer of the nightstand the phone is on…I pull out the chair next to the desk, then push my wheelchair into the dresser drawers; I turn up the Volume High on the TV then press mute, bounce on the bed and say, “I don’t see her anywhere, let me check the bathroom…” and I wait…3, maybe 4 seconds go by the voice says “Is this Suite 347?”…I say “Hold on let me check…” <click> I lie back down…

- I am staring out the window and I see a plane fly by in the distance. What if that plane were going to crash? I remember posting a while back about a porn movie Idea I had where the story takes place on a doomed flight that has 30 minutes before crashing, and everyone just starts fucking each other maniacally like there is no tomorrow because, in fact, there is no tomorrow. Garfield thought it was a good idea and said I should make it or sell it…I became flummoxed, what would the world think of a Pornographer from Harvard? What would would Aunt Sylvia say? What if I were on that doomed plane in such a situation, about to die? Would I just start downing booze or would I unzip my pants…

-- I turn back to the tv, the sports news is on. It is golf…POV shot of ball being putted in hole… I think of this gape picture…



Genesis could have been a goddess.


gape Picture again
…eggs…

What if someone at AVN has a booth like they have in carnivals…line up 3 girls with this gape 15 feet away and give anyone willing to pay 50 bucks a marble to throw at one of the 3 gaping assholes, and if they got the marble in then they could put their dick in the whore's ass.

I wonder if Jack Nicklaus ever cornholed a chick like that….

Marbles? Let's make it a challenge at least.

Here's my photo essay: