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#130110 - 11/28/05 03:29 PM Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
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Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude

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#130111 - 11/28/05 05:02 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude




You'll get a lot more responses if you post a picture of yourself nude. In a ballet tutu, with a wand with a star on the end. And a basket of glitter and confetti in the other.

One moderator here in particular is very fond of midgets.

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#130112 - 11/28/05 11:13 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX





You'll get a lot more responses if you post a picture of yourself nude. In a ballet tutu, with a wand with a star on the end. And a basket of glitter and confetti in the other.

One moderator here in particular is very fond of midgets.






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#130113 - 11/28/05 11:24 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude






Oh Christ! Its a Leprechaun!




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#130114 - 11/29/05 11:52 AM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
This is Midget Virgin Dude, Christie, are u male or female, if u show me u , i'll show u me, lol
I'm a shy midget!!!
I hope size doesnt matter too much, lol

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#130115 - 11/29/05 12:05 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

This is Midget Virgin Dude, Christie, are u male or female, if u show me u , i'll show u me, lol
I'm a shy midget!!!
I hope size doesnt matter too much, lol




Bunches of Pics in this Thread. Now post yours hotty.

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#130116 - 11/29/05 01:59 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Wow U are Hot!!!
I'm kinda shy and a midget, lol so not as well endowed as you would be use to, lol
Have u ever been with a midget? How did it compare?
You would have to give me pointers, lol
I hope u r serious about liking them!!! lol

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#130117 - 11/29/05 02:03 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
im speechless
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#130118 - 11/29/05 02:07 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Sorry Jim Jaded, probably too much info for guys and some laydees,but i don't get any action , so thought i would chance my arm...lol

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#130119 - 11/29/05 02:08 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
no, please, continue....this actually could be the greatest thread i have ever seen.
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#130120 - 11/29/05 02:09 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Are you really a midget? If so, post some pics. You'll make Cleetus very happy.
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#130121 - 11/29/05 02:11 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
chico-i have no idea if you represent any male talent, but get this guy working asap
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#130122 - 11/29/05 02:11 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Well Jim , If you insist, as u can see I have no shame, lol.
I'm just a horny irish midget that would love to know what it's like to get laid. Unfortunately, the girls I know don't have much of a requirement for midget lovin... So I'm throwing it out there in the off chance...

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#130123 - 11/29/05 02:16 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

chico-i have no idea if you represent any male talent, but get this guy working asap



lol..I dont know, but WWE just started a juniors division for midget wrestlers. He might give Lil' Pimp a run for his money.
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#130124 - 11/29/05 02:24 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
I'm not into wrestling, just having a bit of sex with a tall girl. Does anyone know if size matters in the downstairs department for a guy? As i think i may be small in that area...lol

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#130125 - 11/29/05 02:57 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I'm not into wrestling, just having a bit of sex with a tall girl. Does anyone know if size matters in the downstairs department for a guy? As i think i may be small in that area...lol




I don't think it matters at all. Are you posting pics or not? Seriously, the tutu is optional if you don't have one that color.

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#130126 - 11/29/05 03:03 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Hi Christie, if u have msn and are on web cam u can see me there, lol
i'm not confident to have all the dudes checkin me out, lol
Do u have an email address?

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#130127 - 11/29/05 03:07 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
shouldnt it be Irish Little Person?
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#130128 - 11/29/05 03:10 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Little person is just as derogatory, at least midget everyone knows what u are, and what to expect when they unwrap the package, lol

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#130129 - 11/29/05 04:32 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
Quote:

shouldnt it be Irish Little Person?




Vertically challenged i think is the right word.

Irish dude, u mean you are plain virgin or just tall girls virgin?

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#130130 - 11/29/05 04:41 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Little person is just as derogatory,



What about dwarf?
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#130131 - 11/29/05 05:01 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
i'm a complete virgin, i'm 29 and haven't got near a girl, so hoping i get to know what its like at some stage.
Do any girls read these or is it just dudes?

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#130132 - 11/29/05 10:01 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude




You'll get a lot more responses if you post a picture of yourself nude. In a ballet tutu, with a wand with a star on the end. And a basket of glitter and confetti in the other.




If you had included ..."while dancing around a 18 inch styrofoam mock up of Stonehenge" You would have had a humorous post of the year candidate...instead it is just merely a classic.

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#130133 - 11/29/05 10:06 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
A 29 y/o Irish Dwarf virgin? You're a disgrace to my ancestors. Grab a Black Bush and get yer white ass over to Ballybunion lickety-split for the bachelor festival. If you can't get laid there find a monastery.

BTW...Black Bush = bottle of Bushmills black label.


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#130134 - 11/30/05 01:48 AM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
Fuck the Bushmills, the most "Orange" of Irish Wiskeys. Try a Jameson 12..

BTW - Lisdoonvarna is another place you should have a crack at little midget dude
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#130135 - 12/01/05 01:00 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
I am aware of the festivals here, but generally I have found no matter how drunk or good spirited tall girls are they don't like midgets.
I'm guessing by the lack of female response on here , I am destined to die a virgin!!!
BUGGER!!!

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#130136 - 12/01/05 01:11 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
just get a hooker
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#130137 - 12/01/05 01:15 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Not too keen on the hooker idea, i prefer to have a voluntary woman than paying someone for it. But I do realise that it is unlikely, hence this posting was a long shot.

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#130138 - 12/01/05 01:17 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
hookers are voluntary. in fact they love it. That and afterward THEY LEAVE so you can have a sandwich and goto sleep
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#130139 - 12/01/05 01:20 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Nah, i've seen documentary's where they pretend to like it, but they hate men really. Anywho, i'm not using a hooker, i'm just a desperate midget that was hoping some women use this site and would like to try something new, lol.
But i realise it was a long shot!!!

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#130140 - 12/01/05 01:58 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Watch out for Bishop and his screwdriver
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#130141 - 12/01/05 02:01 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Have you tried to contact Bridgette the Midget??? She may fall madly in love with you.

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#130142 - 12/01/05 02:05 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
i just wanna be with a tall girl. My 2 inches is desperate for company, lol

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#130143 - 12/01/05 02:10 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

i just wanna be with a tall girl. My 2 inches is desperate for company, lol


What are you saying, that your cock is only 2 inches long??? Honey you aint never gonna find a tall woman to fuck ya then... Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But to a regular woman, no matter what her height, that would be like putting in one of those OB tampons. I think they may even be bigger than 2 inches. SORRY CHARLIE!!!
But hey never ever give up hope, I have heard of stranger things happening.

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#130144 - 12/01/05 02:23 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
not really 2 inches, more like 4

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#130145 - 12/01/05 02:49 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hello Wee Person, if you are 18 or older I guess you could always try porn to get laid. They always seem to use the same 3 midgets in the flicks. Except for lil pimp, he like a wee Wesley Pipes ( sorry Bish)
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#130146 - 12/01/05 02:51 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
if i could get into porn and wear a mask i would, lol

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#130147 - 12/01/05 02:55 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Irish Midget is the best fake account this week. Much props little nigga.
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#130148 - 12/01/05 04:33 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
i'm not a fake , i'm as legit as they come. I was just hoping to meet some horny women in here that would like to hump a midget!!!

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#130149 - 12/01/05 06:00 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

i'm not a fake , i'm as legit as they come. I was just hoping to meet some horny women in here that would like to hump a midget!!!




Dude, forget it. You will find no "sympathy fucks" here...I already tried that angle...
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#130150 - 12/01/05 06:06 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

i'm not a fake , i'm as legit as they come. I was just hoping to meet some horny women in here that would like to hump a midget!!!




Dude, forget it. You will find no "sympathy fucks" here...I already tried that angle...


LMAO, yeah listen to him, he went that route.

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#130151 - 12/01/05 08:27 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Irish Midget is the best fake account this week. Much props little nigga.



Could Tayrn Thomas/Irish Midget be the same person?
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#130152 - 12/02/05 03:29 AM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
I'm not Taryn Thomas, as for the sympathy fuck, i'm getting that impression alright...
Another question for my esteemed colleagues then, what is the average size meant to be for a guys thing? Just wondering how below average i am...

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#130153 - 12/03/05 06:07 AM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
so is 3 inches small?

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#130154 - 12/03/05 03:53 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Measure it in units of Lucky Charms to make it seem bigger.
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#130155 - 12/03/05 09:47 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
He won't know what Lucky Charms are, unless he's been Stateside. You can't get them in Ireland
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#130156 - 12/05/05 04:51 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Hold the phone. You guys know how midget friendly we are over here. Why did no one tell me?

So I will send you a message with a way to get in contact with me. No worries little man.
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#130157 - 01/03/06 12:48 PM Re: Midget Virgin Dude
Irish Midget Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
Thanks guys and apologies for ot being online for a while, I may have been busy but still a midget and a virgin (Boo Hoo!!!) Still if Gia Jordan is ever looking for a bit of Charity work tell her to give me a call. lol. She is HOT!!!

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