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#130110 - 11/28/05 03:29 PM
Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude
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#130111 - 11/28/05 05:02 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hi, I was surfing the web when I came across an old discussion about midgets. I know this will seem odd, but i'm a Midget from Ireland and i'm still a virgin. So if any layddees out there fancy a bit of midget luvin , please get in touch!!!
Many Thanks
Midget Dude
You'll get a lot more responses if you post a picture of yourself nude. In a ballet tutu, with a wand with a star on the end. And a basket of glitter and confetti in the other.
One moderator here in particular is very fond of midgets. 
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#130112 - 11/28/05 11:13 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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You'll get a lot more responses if you post a picture of yourself nude. In a ballet tutu, with a wand with a star on the end. And a basket of glitter and confetti in the other.
One moderator here in particular is very fond of midgets.
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#130114 - 11/29/05 11:52 AM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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This is Midget Virgin Dude, Christie, are u male or female, if u show me u , i'll show u me, lol I'm a shy midget!!! I hope size doesnt matter too much, lol 
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#130115 - 11/29/05 12:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This is Midget Virgin Dude, Christie, are u male or female, if u show me u , i'll show u me, lol
I'm a shy midget!!!
I hope size doesnt matter too much, lol
Bunches of Pics in this Thread. Now post yours hotty.
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#130116 - 11/29/05 01:59 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Wow U are Hot!!!
I'm kinda shy and a midget, lol so not as well endowed as you would be use to, lol
Have u ever been with a midget? How did it compare?
You would have to give me pointers, lol
I hope u r serious about liking them!!! lol
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#130117 - 11/29/05 02:03 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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im speechless
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#130118 - 11/29/05 02:07 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Sorry Jim Jaded, probably too much info for guys and some laydees,but i don't get any action , so thought i would chance my arm...lol
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#130121 - 11/29/05 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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chico-i have no idea if you represent any male talent, but get this guy working asap
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#130122 - 11/29/05 02:11 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
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Well Jim , If you insist, as u can see I have no shame, lol.
I'm just a horny irish midget that would love to know what it's like to get laid. Unfortunately, the girls I know don't have much of a requirement for midget lovin... So I'm throwing it out there in the off chance...
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#130124 - 11/29/05 02:24 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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I'm not into wrestling, just having a bit of sex with a tall girl. Does anyone know if size matters in the downstairs department for a guy? As i think i may be small in that area...lol
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#130125 - 11/29/05 02:57 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm not into wrestling, just having a bit of sex with a tall girl. Does anyone know if size matters in the downstairs department for a guy? As i think i may be small in that area...lol
I don't think it matters at all. Are you posting pics or not? Seriously, the tutu is optional if you don't have one that color.
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#130126 - 11/29/05 03:03 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Hi Christie, if u have msn and are on web cam u can see me there, lol
i'm not confident to have all the dudes checkin me out, lol
Do u have an email address?
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#130127 - 11/29/05 03:07 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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shouldnt it be Irish Little Person?
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#130128 - 11/29/05 03:10 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Little person is just as derogatory, at least midget everyone knows what u are, and what to expect when they unwrap the package, lol
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#130129 - 11/29/05 04:32 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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shouldnt it be Irish Little Person?
Vertically challenged i think is the right word.
Irish dude, u mean you are plain virgin or just tall girls virgin?
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#130131 - 11/29/05 05:01 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 20
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i'm a complete virgin, i'm 29 and haven't got near a girl, so hoping i get to know what its like at some stage.
Do any girls read these or is it just dudes?
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#130134 - 11/30/05 01:48 AM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
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Fuck the Bushmills, the most "Orange" of Irish Wiskeys. Try a Jameson 12..
BTW - Lisdoonvarna is another place you should have a crack at little midget dude
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#130135 - 12/01/05 01:00 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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I am aware of the festivals here, but generally I have found no matter how drunk or good spirited tall girls are they don't like midgets. I'm guessing by the lack of female response on here , I am destined to die a virgin!!! BUGGER!!! 
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#130136 - 12/01/05 01:11 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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just get a hooker
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#130137 - 12/01/05 01:15 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Not too keen on the hooker idea, i prefer to have a voluntary woman than paying someone for it. But I do realise that it is unlikely, hence this posting was a long shot.
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#130138 - 12/01/05 01:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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hookers are voluntary. in fact they love it. That and afterward THEY LEAVE so you can have a sandwich and goto sleep
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#130139 - 12/01/05 01:20 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Nah, i've seen documentary's where they pretend to like it, but they hate men really. Anywho, i'm not using a hooker, i'm just a desperate midget that was hoping some women use this site and would like to try something new, lol. But i realise it was a long shot!!! 
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#130140 - 12/01/05 01:58 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Watch out for Bishop and his screwdriver
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#130142 - 12/01/05 02:05 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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i just wanna be with a tall girl. My 2 inches is desperate for company, lol
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#130143 - 12/01/05 02:10 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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i just wanna be with a tall girl. My 2 inches is desperate for company, lol
What are you saying, that your cock is only 2 inches long??? Honey you aint never gonna find a tall woman to fuck ya then... Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But to a regular woman, no matter what her height, that would be like putting in one of those OB tampons. I think they may even be bigger than 2 inches. SORRY CHARLIE!!! 
But hey never ever give up hope, I have heard of stranger things happening. 
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#130144 - 12/01/05 02:23 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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not really 2 inches, more like 4
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#130145 - 12/01/05 02:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Hello Wee Person, if you are 18 or older I guess you could always try porn to get laid. They always seem to use the same 3 midgets in the flicks. Except for lil pimp, he like a wee Wesley Pipes ( sorry Bish)
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#130146 - 12/01/05 02:51 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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if i could get into porn and wear a mask i would, lol
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#130147 - 12/01/05 02:55 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Irish Midget is the best fake account this week. Much props little nigga.
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#130148 - 12/01/05 04:33 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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i'm not a fake , i'm as legit as they come. I was just hoping to meet some horny women in here that would like to hump a midget!!!
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#130150 - 12/01/05 06:06 PM
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i'm not a fake , i'm as legit as they come. I was just hoping to meet some horny women in here that would like to hump a midget!!!
Dude, forget it. You will find no "sympathy fucks" here...I already tried that angle...
LMAO, yeah listen to him, he went that route. 
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#130152 - 12/02/05 03:29 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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I'm not Taryn Thomas, as for the sympathy fuck, i'm getting that impression alright...
Another question for my esteemed colleagues then, what is the average size meant to be for a guys thing? Just wondering how below average i am...
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#130153 - 12/03/05 06:07 AM
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#130154 - 12/03/05 03:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Measure it in units of Lucky Charms to make it seem bigger.
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#130155 - 12/03/05 09:47 PM
Re: Midget Virgin Dude
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
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He won't know what Lucky Charms are, unless he's been Stateside. You can't get them in Ireland
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#130156 - 12/05/05 04:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Hold the phone. You guys know how midget friendly we are over here. Why did no one tell me?
So I will send you a message with a way to get in contact with me. No worries little man.
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#130157 - 01/03/06 12:48 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/28/05
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Thanks guys and apologies for ot being online for a while, I may have been busy but still a midget and a virgin (Boo Hoo!!!) Still if Gia Jordan is ever looking for a bit of Charity work tell her to give me a call. lol. She is HOT!!!
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