Dear Astroshite, Drew, and that other woman: I'd just like to announce that myself and Mrs Lyons are soon to be launching our new web site, M LYONS' CAGED LYONS .
On it all my articles will be available, such as When Light In Porn Goes Out In The Dark, Why Sex Is Erotic, and How To Write Very long Reviews.
I'll also be telling you all about myself and Mrs Lyons visits to the Mall, what we bought food-wise and what we took back.
Stick with it.
M Lyons.

I'd like to take a moment and thank MLyons for deigning to post to our unworthy forum. We are in desperate need of good posters, and I'm sure his fecund verbosity will take fill the gap that our erstwhile poster Lord Byron so ignominiously created by his sudden and unceremonious departure.

To you, Sir, I bid you an ernest "Welcome".

Hey Lionz, put your biyatch wife in a gang bang.