I'm going with Jenna and her current man, Jay Gardensaladsomethingoranother.

They're my pick not because of any kind of creepiness factor, but because if they divorce, something tells me he's walking away with everything. We'll only find out how truly disfunctional the relationship was when Jenna's sucking dick for loose change in bus station restrooms.
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