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#129976 - 11/27/05 05:38 AM
Porn's most fucked up couples
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Porn Jesus
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Porn is the shelter for the dysfunctional and physiologically damaged, its also a great meeting place for people with these qualities, so i thought i would go over a few of the more fucked up ones for fun. Feel free to share your favorite moments from the ones i list or if i missed any good ones add them.
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Scott Fayner and Taylor Rain: 3rd rate jewish writer with serious substance addiction with complex and depression issues and a brainless stoner with et fingers and the attention span of a 2 year old loaded on sugar. Hmmmmm i wonder why this one didn't work out. Strangely it wasn't these issues that made the relationship infamous in fuckness, it was the fact that it was the main force behind ending the lukeford.com era. Now most people will say the day fayner took over was the day lukeford.com died, this is half true but the nail in its coffin came at the peak of the fayner/rain experiment. Fayner nor the site has ever recovered.
Skeeter and bridgette kerkavoe: ex con toddler toucher with history of mental illness and a a typical hates the person they see in the mirror not due to appearance but due to history of abuse plastic surgery junkie. I guess we can toss out the old " the couple that plays together, stays together" saying. She caught him playing happy hands with the new baby and he has been trying to prove his innocence ever since. Less said about these poor excuses for human beings the better.
wankus and tyler faith: Pointless attention whore and just plain old pointless whore. I did find out a nice funny tidbit from their relationship though, turns out wankus likes to be dominated, anally, if you follow my drift, he likes nothing more then for tyler to whack on a strap on and take him deep. I wasn't surprised one bit when i heard but its funny none the less.
Taylor hayes and seymore butts: Okay taylor was great to look at in her day, produced amazing fuck scenes and was sex on legs, but ive always had that line stuck in my head, a person in charge of managing talent at vivid was asked would she rather deal with 20 contract girls or 1 taylor hayes and her answer was 20 girls, taylor was a mess mentally, her father an abusive alcoholic laid the groundwork for her mind frame a disease she too picked up later in life. Now i admit the prospect of fucking taylor on a regular basis is something that would make the blood rush to the tip of most mens penises, that i can't fault , hell maybe even worth a quick shot gun wedding in vegas if the moment feels right and the right paperwork is filled out to protect your assets, BUT shes a no kid woman, you don't do anything that forces you to be linked to this type of person for life, the emotional baggage will always rear its ugly head and once its out its free game, the crazy is going to run wild and by that point a clean brake is what every man wants and deserves, now if you are black the kid factor isn't relevant, because everyone is expecting you to be a deadbeat dad, but being white is a different story. Anyway i will stop here before i offend more people then i intend to.
jenna jameson and brad armstong: who cares?. had to mention it i guess. She fucked around on him, he fucked around on her, he was bitter and made some comments about her insecurities, she now can't hug people shes in relationships with because of daddy and braddy issues, yada, yada , yada. You get the drift.
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#129977 - 11/27/05 07:13 AM
Re: Porn's most fucked up couples
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Porn Jesus
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the fucked-up thing was about four to six years ago, a young jamesn was sitting in a dorm, girlfriend in south jersey, and i discovered taylor hayes via-web. she was dope for the time, now she drowns her children. tragic, but funny.
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#129982 - 11/28/05 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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if my the part of my brain that used to be able to write stuff wasn't displaced by 200+ maged posts, i think i could prove smilingarab's posting is somehow linked to the success of IL sports teams.
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#129984 - 11/29/05 02:27 PM
Re: Porn's most fucked up couples
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Sex Slave Trader
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I'm going with Jenna and her current man, Jay Gardensaladsomethingoranother.
They're my pick not because of any kind of creepiness factor, but because if they divorce, something tells me he's walking away with everything. We'll only find out how truly disfunctional the relationship was when Jenna's sucking dick for loose change in bus station restrooms.
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#129985 - 11/29/05 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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he wears eyeglasses with yellow and pink-tinted lenses. sign of the devil. she'll leave ruined, i agree.
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#129986 - 11/29/05 11:00 PM
Re: Porn's most fucked up couples
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm going with Jenna and her current man, Jay Gardensaladsomethingoranother.
They're my pick not because of any kind of creepiness factor, but because if they divorce, something tells me he's walking away with everything. We'll only find out how truly disfunctional the relationship was when Jenna's sucking dick for loose change in bus station restrooms.
Head up to the Scottsdale Airpark and throw a ripe tomato at her anytime.
You only need have an internet connection to the Maricopa County Recorder's office www.maricopa.edu to find out that this has already happened, Jenna has already filed documents waiving her community property rights to certain transactions, only a matter of time until she is screwed (pardon the pun) out of her money.
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