(meatball farts) I'm not getting tested this month cuz um... I'm not gonna be doing porn this month and not sure when I'm gonna next. Unless I'm fucking myself but ya know how it is when you give yourself a disease and all that stuff. hahaha

I whipped out the Peach Chardonnay for the first time since 4th of July... two beers and still going... so yea... I pissed while on the phone with Chico, even flushed the toilet. He should feel blessed.

I had spaghetti w/ meatballs for dinner. I've had a ragging sex drive the last few days, worse than usual and I think the boytoy is scerd.

Oh and I'm gonna end it at this cuz I haven't had enough to drink cuz I'm still typing rather well for a whore who's consuming alcohol...

Toooodahlooooo hahahaha

I still have a brain fart. BTW, thank you for peeing while on the phone. My life is complete now.