As Mountain Time recedes into Midnight, I want to wish all the American degenerates a happy Thanksgiving. Be it with Mom and Dad, your naughty naurse Hatchett, or on the NE Pats practice field...another chance to send the English a big middle finger.


While the majority of us are enjoying a holiday of freedom, the rest of you people can sit and consider what porn would be without the U.S...

Detroit Lions...The ATL
Dallas Coyboys...Denver Broncos

As I sit in my room (in which I have not slept since age 22) I consider some of the many things I have learned since that young age:

-trannies really are fags
-Barbara Dare wasn't dat cool
-Benny Hill was a lot cooler than porn to watch
-the squiggly lines revealed more than they showed
-the internet revolution was a mixed blessing.
My mind races back to the one night, when Spice was unscrambled for some odd reason. After that, the bubble was broken. Barbara Dare was in full repose. Stacey Adams...ditto. My personal favorite Alex Jordan (RIP) just amazing.

Now there's a new Alex (Divine) and a new (Gia) Jordan...like on the Galagos Islands. They are more skilled, hornier, and more strokeworthy. Damn...good stuff.