So the dudes Jenna lays off from Club Jenna Security due to her IRS problems are being scooped up by Wankus? I missed that article...

Along with the guy's underarm stretchmarks, he obviously uses a brand of Anti-Perspirant/Deoderant that leaves the white residue-blues....but at least the nose ring gives him more cred and intimidation factor than these "New Jack Breakfast Club Boyz in the Neighborhood":



"Aint Nobody gonna be taking no bitches to no motherfucking prom."