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#129611 - 11/23/05 12:14 PM AIM Director Sharon Mitchell To Wed In South Afric
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http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=248304

We will be wed close by, on November 29 through the 30th in a series of three marriage rituals by a Sangoma (Zulu Witch Doctor). The Sangoma will bless the rings, the land, individually raise our spiritual lineage, and then use some tinctures and medicines on our bodies.

Mitchell continued, “We will then make love to unite our spirits. At dawn on December 1st, on the day of the wedding, we will be blessed and united as a couple at sunrise. We will have a small, elegant ceremony at the gallery 181, (also on the land) in the afternoon, Moroccan Lamb and S A Champagne. Then have another night of bliss. This is a legal and binding marriage in the U.S. as we will also have a S A marriage officer present.”

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#129612 - 11/23/05 10:25 PM Re: AIM Director Sharon Mitchell To Wed In South Afric
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Who's the lucky tranny?

Did she steal that whole rant from a SNL "Lovers" skit?

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#129613 - 11/24/05 03:31 AM Re: AIM Director Sharon Mitchell To Wed In South Afric
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I can't wait til one day when I fall madly and deeply in love and run off to the Dark Continent to get married. I know the first thing on my agenda would also be to drop a press release about my beautiful nuptials and honeymoon plan to thousands of chronically masturbating degenerates. It's the ultimate acknowledgement of true love.

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#129614 - 11/24/05 07:18 AM Re: AIM Director Sharon Mitchell To Wed In South Afric
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Maybe she's in the motherland to find a cure for aids, so Marc Wallice can get back to fucking on camera.
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