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#129517 - 11/23/05 02:07 AM funny adt PM
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	saratoga120 has this to say: Hi Dane, I'm one of the perpetrators who have made your Party Pics thread notorious. Thanks for being a good sport about it. I have a question for you that for personal reasons is best left to email. I'm an avid collector of information about porn stars smoking, which said another way makes me a smoking fetishist. Occasionally I get lucky with these party pics and get the money shot. In your latest collection both Gia Paloma and Cytherea are depicted with cigarettes. Since I'm not privy to this inside world and you are I wonder if you'd object to sharing your observations with me about which pornstars smoke and which don't (if you know). I'd be incredibly appreciative if you were willing to help and would offer you anything I could from my photo collection to you as gratitude. I have a phenomenal JPEG collection of starlets, although they are mostly from the '80s. In any event, keep up the good work! -- Bob _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#129518 - 11/23/05 03:39 AM Re: funny adt PM
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	that was the freak who called random a stalker after driving the cute chick off adt with his own ridiculous stalking! saratoga must DIE! i suggest blatantly lying to him. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129519 - 11/23/05 01:19 PM Re: funny adt PM
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Too funny, man. Great post. And I've recently contacted AVN to see if they'll post my AC Cream poem. I fine tuned it a bit and corrected some spelling errors, so I feel confident. Fingers crossed. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#129520 - 11/26/05 03:27 PM Re: funny adt PM
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	random-go buckwild with this one: i present to you-saratoga Attachments 124481-saratoga120.jpg (15 downloads) _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129521 - 11/26/05 03:34 PM Re: funny adt PM
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Wit is not my currency, but the way that man is posed on the rock reminds me of how it has been remarked upon that dog owners begin to look like their dogs and vice versa, fanboys & the object of their affections being the model in this case. Also, he clearly practiced that grimace-like smile for hours and days before this photograph was taken and must be under the delusion it looks natural, fetching. _________________________ Quah.
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#129522 - 11/26/05 03:44 PM Re: funny adt PM
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i think he's wearing women's shoes. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129523 - 11/27/05 10:12 PM Re: funny adt PM
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Homedude looks exactly like I'd imagined - a feminine douche. Don't let the exterior fool you though, inside lies a ferocious predator keen on sodomizing then disemboweling cute little girls from San Jose. His appetite for the grotesque is only curbed when he delivers Sunday sermon to the rest of the abiding Mormons. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#129524 - 11/28/05 03:46 AM Re: funny adt PM
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	haha dude is a corn ball. _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#129525 - 11/28/05 04:19 AM Re: funny adt PM
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	he looks like chris isaaks drummer _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#129526 - 12/01/05 06:45 AM Re: funny adt PM
3SB Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/01/05 Posts: 278 Loc: Indiana	Quote: random-go buckwild with this one: i present to you-saratoga Stop hotlinking to my site, dipshit. Now I'll never tell you about my sexual escapades on a cold evening like the last. And to think you invited me here. Sniff. Humph.
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#129527 - 12/01/05 10:26 AM Re: funny adt PM
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	_________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129528 - 02/12/06 02:33 PM Re: funny adt PM
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	yes! this guy's posting here now _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129529 - 02/12/06 02:42 PM Re: funny adt PM
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Some things never go out of style. Thankfully, a white Members Only jacket is not one of them. _________________________
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#129530 - 02/12/06 04:08 PM Re: funny adt PM
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: saratoga120 has this to say: Hi Dane, I'm one of the perpetrators who have made your Party Pics thread notorious. Thanks for being a good sport about it. I have a question for you that for personal reasons is best left to email. I'm an avid collector of information about porn stars smoking, which said another way makes me a smoking fetishist. Occasionally I get lucky with these party pics and get the money shot. In your latest collection both Gia Paloma and Cytherea are depicted with cigarettes. Since I'm not privy to this inside world and you are I wonder if you'd object to sharing your observations with me about which pornstars smoke and which don't (if you know). I'd be incredibly appreciative if you were willing to help and would offer you anything I could from my photo collection to you as gratitude. I have a phenomenal JPEG collection of starlets, although they are mostly from the '80s. In any event, keep up the good work! -- Bob Wow I'm surprised how vividly I remembered that pm- it really weirded me out for some reason and the picture of the guy only makes it creepier _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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