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#129491 - 11/23/05 01:29 AM
Hello Everyone, New to the Board!
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Hi everyone! As the title read I am new to the board here, just found this site Wednesday. I have been a fan of porn flicks for several years (as any red blooded American male should be) and am SO happy I found this board! After reading through some various posts, I have some questions that I hope I can ask, and hopefully not get flamed for doing so. I honestly don't mean to offend anyone with my lack of knowledge or any other part of this post that some may take as any kind of an insult. I just have some honest questions and am hoping you all are kind enough to help a newbie out.
First of all, I am SO HAPPY to see that Gen Padova is a member here. Gen I love ya, you are absolutely adorable! You also seem very nice and I appreciate that you are so down to earth.
Secondly, Hailey Young, same to you. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time as well, glad to kind of get to know you a little better!
Thrid, Melissa Lauren, again, big fan, love ya!
Fourth, I think I saw a post from Ashley Blue? Love her too!
Man, just tell me Jenna Haze posts here sometimes and I will hang around 24/7 for life and chat with these lovely ladies! LOL! Just kidding, I am not a "cyber stalker" lol.
Now, for the newbie questions I have, and again, I REALLY don't mean to offend anyone in anyway.
1) I am wondering if someone would be so kind as to help me learn who these people are and what do they do as far as the industry goes and/or what is their story with the board here?
A) Sportswammi
B) Luke Ford
C) Fayner
D) Monstar
E) Chico
F) Monkey
G) Kid Vegas
H) Saw something in a post about a guy looking like Jared from the Subway commercials, what's the story with that guy? Is he a member here?
Is it possible for you guys to kind of introduce yourselves or if anyone knows these guys/girls, throw a few lines down about them just to get me in the loop of things.
2) Do people think that Pamela Peaks is attractive, or is the fact that someone is using her headshot as an avatar just kind of a sick joke? Honestly, I am assuming this is a joke and I really don't mean to offend that user if they are in fact a fan of hers, but man, she is just NOT my type of girl.
3) Is Taylor Rain not liked in the industry for some reason?
4) Finally that leads me to my next question, there is sometimes the rumor or stigma attached to porn that the actresses who star in these movies do it because they were either abused as children, are hooked on coke/meth/whatever else and are generally unhappy about their career choice and are "forced" to be in porn, their family has disowned them, they are runaways, etc. I am sure that I am not the only one to have ever heard those types of rumors before. I have to question though, is there really any truth to any of that. I mean, the actresses on the board here seem so down to earth and nice, I find it hard to believe that any of the above is true. What are your thoughts?
Well, I know it is a long post, and kind of a ballsy one for my first, however I hope I have not offended anyone and I look forward to your replies. Please don't flame me, lol, I honestly am just curious about these things I mentioned. Thank you so much for your time, all of you!
PS - Gen, I really do love ya! lol!
Respectfully,
DST1975
Edited by DST1975 (11/23/05 01:37 AM)
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#129495 - 11/23/05 05:02 AM
Re: Hello Everyone, New to the Board!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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After reading this paragraph, I was expecting a  at the end, cuz it sounds so much like a SIMP-cumalloverher crisis of conscience/seizure: Quote:
4) Finally that leads me to my next question, there is sometimes the rumor or stigma attached to porn that the actresses who star in these movies do it because they were either abused as children, are hooked on coke/meth/whatever else and are generally unhappy about their career choice and are "forced" to be in porn, their family has disowned them, they are runaways, etc. I am sure that I am not the only one to have ever heard those types of rumors before. I have to question though, is there really any truth to any of that. I mean, the actresses on the board here seem so down to earth and nice, I find it hard to believe that any of the above is true. What are your thoughts?
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#129498 - 11/23/05 11:38 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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Well, I know it is a long post, and kind of a ballsy one for my first, however I hope I have not offended anyone and
Respectfully,
DST1975
Look DST whatever you do, dont offend anyone on this board, ever. And if you do:
before you post it you have to send JamesN a PM explaining what your going to post, and why, then you have to wait for his reply and follow his instructions.
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#129501 - 11/23/05 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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D) Monstar - Ugly.
*ring*
*ring*
"hello"
"Hay Pot, this is the Kettle calling..."
What are you going on about, you train wreck? I never said anything about you and you flippantly attack my prettiness?
why? because I passed the age of legality and am out of your do-able range? because I didn't bolt on a pair of tits to fit the criteria of animal you aspire to fuck?
jump in a fire and die you whiny bitch.
jeezus dood, you cry and bitch and moan, yet you instigate as much as anyone, repeatedly posting pics of that fried mini-sausage thing you call a dick.
but when when someone bitch slaps you, you go running off crying (or PMing the mods)
get over yourself. (and don't forget about that jumping into a fire thing, toad boy)
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#129505 - 11/23/05 06:35 PM
Re: Hello Everyone, New to the Board!
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Dude, chill. I consider ALL men ugly.
even yourself?...I smell self esteem issues brewing...  j/k
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#129506 - 11/23/05 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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smartt is repulsive.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129509 - 11/24/05 01:31 AM
Re: Hello Everyone, New to the Board!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Dude, chill. I consider ALL men ugly.
That's because trannies are considered women in Brazil.
No, they´re men as well.
BTW, all the movies you´re in end up flopping in Brazil. You think you´re a household name. Well, you´re not.
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#129512 - 11/24/05 02:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I like the way this whole thread is heading. smartt calling anyone ugly, ya right, lest we forget:  hey smartt when you look like this you don't get to call others ugly. Why don't you just shut that lesion covered cakehole you call a face.
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#129513 - 11/24/05 05:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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You mean my movies aren't popular in a country where David Hasselhoff has the #1 hit single and AZT is the secret ingredient in Coca-cola?
Are you trying to be funny? Sorry to report your failure.
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#129514 - 11/24/05 05:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Are you trying to be funny? Sorry to report your failure.
says the doctors to smartt's parents the day he hatched...
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#129515 - 11/24/05 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#129516 - 11/24/05 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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says the doctors to smartt's parents the day he hatched...
parents?..... hatched?.....
I figured the smarttfish reproduced asexually by injecting it's spore into the husks of the street children that it had ritually murdered.
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