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You mean my movies aren't popular in a country where David Hasselhoff has the #1 hit single and AZT is the secret ingredient in Coca-cola?

But I should stop bashing you. It's like beating up the retarded kid down the street - fun but not very challenging.


Gia's insults are giving my a serious erection. I can't explain why.
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