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#129453 - 11/22/05 11:59 PM
Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be done
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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But we'll see. In light of the recent lovefest and Monkey shortage, I'd like to congratulate you on making more than 2000 posts here at xpt. I can't be bothered to check but i'm sure less than 20 of them bricked and the balance have gone a long way towards saving society a repeat of the Boston Strangler.
Now let's all show off our superior smiley selection:
hey wait, where's the beer mug smiley? shit.
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#129454 - 11/23/05 12:10 AM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be done
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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It'll take more work before you have the bite and wit of a Myload or Mike Meatmaster, James, but you're getting better. Patience is key. Maybe after another 2000 posts you'll be there. I guess congrats nevertheless. Seriously though, it wouldn't be the same here without you. 
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#129455 - 11/23/05 03:40 AM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'll keep trying to reach mike meatmaster's level of greatness. i love the fact this thread is linked to one in adt.
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#129456 - 11/23/05 03:41 AM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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and no duke, i will not apologize to ron royster, he must die of aids. smartt-aids.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129457 - 11/23/05 05:17 AM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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James, if you own a gun and a firearm permit, I'll make the drive down and we'll fire 9 ceremonial shots into the air while driving through Roxbury before the Boston PD finish their "emergency re-deployment" there (which means we have at least 5 days...)
And no, NEVER apologize...never.....never.
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#129459 - 11/23/05 05:51 AM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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On ADT, I gave jamesn my congards on 2k posts. A few minutes later, Steph calls it LOCKSVILLE!
I didn't realize it until afterwards that his 2k posts were from XPT because he has 2k and some change over there at ADT. Guess I contributed to evil and didn't even know. Jamesn, I still meant what I said, no matter what forum it's on and I would so go to prom with you if XPT had one; however, I think I might spike the punch with Kettle 1. Endorphin took it as an insult to you cuz he didn't understand me. Kinda like the Random/Dane Porn Party pics.
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#129461 - 11/23/05 09:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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and no duke, i will not apologize to ron royster, he must die of aids. smartt-aids.
Thats not cool,like regular aids aint bad enough. 
Anyway congads on 2000 posts.You have helped make this board the cesspool that it is. 
Jeff can't you throw some fake awards show and convince smartt he is the guest of honor, offer to fly him out all expenses paid, when he checks into his hotel room he is greeted by monkey and 4 Russian suits, we beat him to unconsciousness, stick him in a trunk, drive out deep into the south, finish his life off, leave him in the middle of the road where given his ape like appearance some hick will mistake him for simple road kill and dispose of the evidence during the redneck thanksgiving feast.
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#129462 - 11/23/05 04:55 PM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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they hated that thread. if there should ever be an xxxpt prom, i'm down-the girlfriend will have to accept it's unamerican to deny a man a promdate with a hot pornstar who can read, if just for a night. Quote:
On ADT, I gave jamesn my congards on 2k posts. A few minutes later, Steph calls it LOCKSVILLE!
I didn't realize it until afterwards that his 2k posts were from XPT because he has 2k and some change over there at ADT. Guess I contributed to evil and didn't even know. Jamesn, I still meant what I said, no matter what forum it's on and I would so go to prom with you if XPT had one; however, I think I might spike the punch with Kettle 1. Endorphin took it as an insult to you cuz he didn't understand me. Kinda like the Random/Dane Porn Party pics.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129464 - 11/23/05 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's very important i know if there's an agnes b. in la, that's my only requirement.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129465 - 11/23/05 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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tanta's daddy-have you shot anyone in the global south since last posting? if you say yes, you're clearly my hero.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129466 - 11/23/05 05:51 PM
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]
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#129467 - 11/23/05 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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c62-ain't dat the truth?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129468 - 11/23/05 10:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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My God, this is almost like nice people talking to each other, except we have a sharp porn girl in the conversation, too. Jeff, Malice and Monkey won't like this a bit.
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#129469 - 11/23/05 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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My God, this is almost like nice people talking to each other, except we have a sharp porn girl in the conversation, too. Jeff, Malice and Monkey won't like this a bit.
not sure what you mean by the last bit, i like gia, I don't hate women, i rarely use the terms bitch and whore and when i do gen padova is usually involved in some way, i think gias funny and her subtle nose job has done wonders, shes cute.
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#129472 - 11/25/05 08:23 PM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]
I'm a furniture/ serial decorator whore.
You should go for the brass ring and link that bad boy to www.ethanallen.com. Never has so little cost so much. A leather reading chair set me back $2,750.
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#129473 - 11/25/05 08:27 PM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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prentending to be a grownup is such a ripoff! i hate it!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129474 - 11/25/05 10:32 PM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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prentending to be a grownup is such a ripoff! i hate it!
Hey, there's always IKEA , right?
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#129476 - 11/30/05 01:04 PM
Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Why you post on that bulldyke's board is beyond me.
P.S. This thread has run its course and I'm locking it!
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