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#129453 - 11/22/05 11:59 PM Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be done
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
But we'll see. In light of the recent lovefest and Monkey shortage, I'd like to congratulate you on making more than 2000 posts here at xpt. I can't be bothered to check but i'm sure less than 20 of them bricked and the balance have gone a long way towards saving society a repeat of the Boston Strangler.

Now let's all show off our superior smiley selection:

hey wait, where's the beer mug smiley? shit.


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#129454 - 11/23/05 12:10 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be done
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
It'll take more work before you have the bite and wit of a Myload or Mike Meatmaster, James, but you're getting better. Patience is key. Maybe after another 2000 posts you'll be there. I guess congrats nevertheless.

Seriously though, it wouldn't be the same here without you.
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#129455 - 11/23/05 03:40 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'll keep trying to reach mike meatmaster's level of greatness. i love the fact this thread is linked to one in adt.
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#129456 - 11/23/05 03:41 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
and no duke, i will not apologize to ron royster, he must die of aids. smartt-aids.
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#129457 - 11/23/05 05:17 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
James, if you own a gun and a firearm permit, I'll make the drive down and we'll fire 9 ceremonial shots into the air while driving through Roxbury before the Boston PD finish their "emergency re-deployment" there (which means we have at least 5 days...)


And no, NEVER apologize...never.....never.
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#129458 - 11/23/05 05:50 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
James' posts are much of the reason I keep coming back here. Super smart guy, and his intelligence is quite well directed, IMO.

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#129459 - 11/23/05 05:51 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
On ADT, I gave jamesn my congards on 2k posts. A few minutes later, Steph calls it LOCKSVILLE!

I didn't realize it until afterwards that his 2k posts were from XPT because he has 2k and some change over there at ADT. Guess I contributed to evil and didn't even know. Jamesn, I still meant what I said, no matter what forum it's on and I would so go to prom with you if XPT had one; however, I think I might spike the punch with Kettle 1. Endorphin took it as an insult to you cuz he didn't understand me. Kinda like the Random/Dane Porn Party pics.

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#129460 - 11/23/05 09:12 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Jeff Steward Offline
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and no duke, i will not apologize to ron royster, he must die of aids. smartt-aids.




Thats not cool,like regular aids aint bad enough.
Anyway congads on 2000 posts.You have helped make this board the cesspool that it is.
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#129461 - 11/23/05 09:21 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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and no duke, i will not apologize to ron royster, he must die of aids. smartt-aids.




Thats not cool,like regular aids aint bad enough.
Anyway congads on 2000 posts.You have helped make this board the cesspool that it is.





Jeff can't you throw some fake awards show and convince smartt he is the guest of honor, offer to fly him out all expenses paid, when he checks into his hotel room he is greeted by monkey and 4 Russian suits, we beat him to unconsciousness, stick him in a trunk, drive out deep into the south, finish his life off, leave him in the middle of the road where given his ape like appearance some hick will mistake him for simple road kill and dispose of the evidence during the redneck thanksgiving feast.
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#129462 - 11/23/05 04:55 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
they hated that thread. if there should ever be an xxxpt prom, i'm down-the girlfriend will have to accept it's unamerican to deny a man a promdate with a hot pornstar who can read, if just for a night.

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On ADT, I gave jamesn my congards on 2k posts. A few minutes later, Steph calls it LOCKSVILLE!

I didn't realize it until afterwards that his 2k posts were from XPT because he has 2k and some change over there at ADT. Guess I contributed to evil and didn't even know. Jamesn, I still meant what I said, no matter what forum it's on and I would so go to prom with you if XPT had one; however, I think I might spike the punch with Kettle 1. Endorphin took it as an insult to you cuz he didn't understand me. Kinda like the Random/Dane Porn Party pics.




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#129463 - 11/23/05 05:09 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be done
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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But we'll see. In light of the recent lovefest and Monkey shortage, I'd like to congratulate you on making more than 2000 posts here at xpt. I can't be bothered to check but i'm sure less than 20 of them bricked and the balance have gone a long way towards saving society a repeat of the Boston Strangler.

Now let's all show off our superior smiley selection:

hey wait, where's the beer mug smiley? shit.






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#129464 - 11/23/05 05:12 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's very important i know if there's an agnes b. in la, that's my only requirement.
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#129465 - 11/23/05 05:17 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
tanta's daddy-have you shot anyone in the global south since last posting? if you say yes, you're clearly my hero.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#129466 - 11/23/05 05:51 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]
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#129467 - 11/23/05 05:54 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
c62-ain't dat the truth?
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#129468 - 11/23/05 10:06 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My God, this is almost like nice people talking to each other, except we have a sharp porn girl in the conversation, too. Jeff, Malice and Monkey won't like this a bit.

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#129469 - 11/23/05 10:47 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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My God, this is almost like nice people talking to each other, except we have a sharp porn girl in the conversation, too. Jeff, Malice and Monkey won't like this a bit.





not sure what you mean by the last bit, i like gia, I don't hate women, i rarely use the terms bitch and whore and when i do gen padova is usually involved in some way, i think gias funny and her subtle nose job has done wonders, shes cute.
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#129470 - 11/24/05 01:31 AM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]




I'm a furniture/ serial decorator whore.
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#129471 - 11/25/05 03:43 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]




I'm a furniture/ serial decorator whore.




Back in 1999 I dated a surgical nurse who always wanted to go on trips sponsored by Bank of Da Burglar. She was a Travelocity Whore (even though Travelocity didn't exist back then)
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#129472 - 11/25/05 08:23 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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[thread hijack]Gia, I cliked on your webpage link over at adt and it takes me to horchow.com. Is this correct? So are you a pursewhore or a shoewhore. All women are one or the other, or both.[/thread hijack]




I'm a furniture/ serial decorator whore.



You should go for the brass ring and link that bad boy to www.ethanallen.com. Never has so little cost so much. A leather reading chair set me back $2,750.

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#129473 - 11/25/05 08:27 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
prentending to be a grownup is such a ripoff! i hate it!
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#129474 - 11/25/05 10:32 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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prentending to be a grownup is such a ripoff! i hate it!



Hey, there's always IKEA , right?

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#129475 - 11/27/05 10:47 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Yes and I am now hiding in France for a week.

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#129476 - 11/30/05 01:04 PM Re: Jamesn, you rascal, They said it shouldn't be
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Why you post on that bulldyke's board is beyond me.

P.S. This thread has run its course and I'm locking it!
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