"Penis rise to Godzilla like proportions"

--Given that Godzilla was wrecking a Lionel HO train set, Kyoto's "Godzirra-rike" penis will be about 3.75 inches long. And I imagine the fire it spits is actually Exotic Newcastle Disease, or the Kike Strain of Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever.

And as for the obsession of singing to wordless songs...{cue Bill Parcells} Now, no offense intended...but the Jap love of karaoke is why their econopmy has been in a recession since the Stray Cats' last hit.