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#129263 - 11/20/05 11:42 AM
HILARIOUS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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kyoto's myspace page-highlights "About me: I'm a geisha tour guide in Japan. I started a career as a photographer but became enchanted with the geisha lifestyle many years ago. Who I'd like to meet: busty white women with no inhibitions. they must have a strong vaginal scent. boys from Korea and Thailand. pornstars. they make my penis rise to Godzilla size proportions. preferally white. no blacks or hispanics, they're dangerous and frighten me. fans of karoke. I could spend hours at the karoke booths. I especially like Journey and the Don Henley" "you like japs? let's chat"
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#129267 - 11/20/05 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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kyoto is hilarious, i'm also fairly certain that the kyoto picture doesn't look like someone who's only 12.5% asian. what else did she say about the man who loves cats and jenna jameson being raped?
japan's gdp's on the upswing these days too and they have the decency to kill themselves with swords should they be a horrible monster like smart is.
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#129268 - 11/21/05 03:26 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I interrogated the princess (that's stormy to those who just tuned in) about meeting Kyoto @ a signing in Chicago.
She said he was nice, NOT 47, and likes JM prod, Mel Lauren & Devinn Lane.
but I am pretty disappointed being that Kyoto was in the midst of his arch nemesis Carley Milne and did not make good on his 2005 list of things to do.
bad Stormy. she's revealing too much. the princess needs a spanking!
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#129270 - 11/22/05 12:25 PM
Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BTW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you"...I love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...
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#129271 - 11/22/05 02:15 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BTW
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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hey retard, I thought you weren't posting for a month. face it, this message board is all you have.
however, at the end of the day you're just some loser who's too ugly to get into Las Vegas nightclubs.
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#129272 - 11/22/05 04:03 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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hey retard, I thought you weren't posting for a month. face it, this message board is all you have.
You got them mixed up. DaBurglar is the cripple, hypnocock is the retard.
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#129273 - 11/22/05 04:51 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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hey i like DaBurglar he is a funny muther fucker.
xo christie lee
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#129274 - 11/22/05 06:05 PM
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Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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#129275 - 11/22/05 06:11 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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You met him in person?!?!? Was the forum duly notified?
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#129276 - 11/22/05 06:12 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Registered: 07/04/05
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You met him in person?!?!? Was the forum duly notified?
I didnt know I need to..... 
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#129277 - 11/22/05 06:16 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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did I ask for your opinion? no. I have a feeling you're a 250 pound troll with a head the size of a pumpkin. go get in shape you fat cow.
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#129278 - 11/22/05 06:24 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Gay For Pay
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did I ask for your opinion? no. I have a feeling you're a 250 pound troll with a head the size of a pumpkin. go get in shape you fat cow.
Yup that's me, how did you know that??? You are very insightful. xoxox
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#129280 - 11/22/05 08:26 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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You met him in person?!?!? Was the forum duly notified?
I didnt know I need to.....
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of course!!! do we have pix of the momentous occasion?
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#129283 - 11/22/05 08:51 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Gay For Pay
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You met him in person?!?!? Was the forum duly notified?
I didnt know I need to.....
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of course!!! do we have pix of the momentous occasion?
I was too busy eating.....
Why would we take pictures?? I know what he looks like and he knows what Me & Sabrina look like.. he's right we were busy eating, drinking and talking shit. (about all of you  ) Ahh Good Times...xoxo  
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#129284 - 11/22/05 08:56 PM
Re: Kyoto's Song (& manifesto).... Awesome song BT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#129285 - 11/22/05 09:16 PM
Re: HILARIOUS
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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Gia, i love you you nasty whore. when are we going to bang again?
xo christie lee
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#129287 - 11/22/05 10:27 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I'm fucking loving all the loving going on here tonight on XPT.
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#129289 - 11/22/05 10:58 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The constant defending and lovey-dovey shit going on recently is a little much. Smelly Monkey must be rolling over in his grave. I'm already bracing for Hurricane Stormy and the influx of "princess talk" that could potentially sink this board, so can you give a nigga at least a few more weeks of hate before this board chokes to death on it's own incessant fawning?
And just for the record, I love, or at least kinda like, each and everyone of you.
Lest we forget:
12/25/88 -- 9/?/05
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#129290 - 11/22/05 11:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The constant defending and lovey-dovey shit going on recently is a little much. Smelly Monkey must be rolling over in his grave. I'm already bracing for Hurricane Stormy and the influx of "princess talk" that could potentially sink this board, so can you give a nigga at least a few more weeks of hate before this board chokes to death on it's own incessant fawning?
And just for the record, I love, or at least kinda like, each and everyone of you.
Lest we forget:
12/25/88 -- 9/?/05
Nigger please.
Wait until you see my next thread up in here.
 <---Garfield back in the day
 <--- Malice, end of every post now of days- used to mean more.
 <---poster formerly known as simp
 <--Steward- Joking or not?
ryan knox--> <--smartt
 <---smelly monkey
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#129295 - 11/23/05 10:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Gia, i love you you nasty whore. when are we going to bang again?
xo christie lee
Wasn't this the chick who found god and moved her kid to indiana
Most chicks find God while banging me, but, nah, neither Christie Lee nor I have kids.
I believe he's referring to Trinity Something-Or-Other. James, Post, or just Trinty? Girls, stop with the Trinity names already; it's becoming overkill. If a Trinity Jolie emerges, I'm gonna have a Smartt-like meltdown.
ahh, names are similar. I lump all the springer guest porn star names in one group, the nicole brazzles, kami andrews, tiffanys, crystals (k and c), etc.
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