This shit is way too comical. He's one of those guys that actually keeps the $20 polaroids of him and some pornstar from various convention/book store signing. Being JJ designated bitch enforcer has given his otherwise meaningless life a purpose and he takes it way too seriously.

Dumbo desperately wants all of us to believe he rolls with the stars all legit, but really they just pose for the camera real quick and move on, hopeing he will leave them(and their entourage) alone for the rest of the night. He will take his prized photo back to his loser buddies so that he can be the king turd of the toilet. I wish smartt would rape this man.