I was just goin round myspace browsing porn stars and I kept seeing this douche on the dick of every porn star out there. Someone investigate, who is this loser?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14165566&Mytoken=595d9b80-71ea-4d59-8f81-9a7b3c5fcf30

That's Jenna's manservant. Just try to say anything bad about her and he'll *snap* *snap* be all up in your shit. Then she'll leave him a Myspace comment thanking him and thus securing his commitment to another years subscription to her website.

This shit is way too comical. He's one of those guys that actually keeps the $20 polaroids of him and some pornstar from various convention/book store signing. Being JJ designated bitch enforcer has given his otherwise meaningless life a purpose and he takes it way too seriously.

Dumbo desperately wants all of us to believe he rolls with the stars all legit, but really they just pose for the camera real quick and move on, hopeing he will leave them(and their entourage) alone for the rest of the night. He will take his prized photo back to his loser buddies so that he can be the king turd of the toilet. I wish smartt would rape this man.

it's noahped-he posted here a bunch during jennagate.

he singlehandedly dispelled the notion that black men all have soul.

on a totally different note-i love c62's post for the proof that the word "smartt" has replaced "infected with terminal disease(s)" in the vocabulary of discerning posters everywhere.

ET Casell...Suns traitor

where'd he get that name? is it short for noahpedophile? it really is fucking ridiculous how he posts messages on every hoe's myspace like he's a total stud. it's sad that they all seem to keep his delusions alive. why? is it money, blow or sympathy?