simp's fucking hilarious, i only wish he'd get back to his martin drugs days...

i'm decidedly a square when it comes to porn, i'm almost as bad as monstar. when it comes to degradation, i'm of the philosophy that you can't be as degraded getting paid a grand to do anything when the reality of things is i could take a dump all over a taco bell bathroom and someone has to decide whether they want to clean it up or feed their family that month. cleaning fast food bathrooms and dressing up like a clown for children are seemingly far more degrading than anything porn can come up with not involving steve "the rash" holmes.