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not much shock, why not choose her extended family down to baby-sitters, the art teacher who thought she was wonderful in 2nd grade, tee-ball coach, the bitches her grandmother plays bridge with and shows off the picture, etc.

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That, of course, is a horrendous and wonderful notion. But I don't think it would be possible. I imagine that as Aurora's "Gwak! Gwak!" sounds* reverberated in Dolby from all directions, her loved ones would run screaming up the aisles or tear apart chairs in front of them screaming "TURN IT OFF!!" like Buck Turgidson in Paul Schrader's 'Hardcore'. It would be utter pandemonium and the threat of violence would be real and I don't like violence very much. It would be marvelous in a way for sure. But your suggestion brought to mind the Asian parents who were on the set of 'Twilight Zone' whose children were decapitated in front of them by helicopter blades. Their reactions, I mean. Apparently John Landis wanted the chopper in the frame and he kept telling the pilot to get lower. Anyway, it's all awful. By all I mean the world and the experience of being a living being.


* Aurora produced these sounds due to the penis that was thusting inti her mouth as her head was hung UPSIDEDOWN off a couch. I don't have to tell you that the sounds were produced in synch with the mercilessly pistoning inward thrusts of the penis. She also coughed up phlegm and blew snot bubbles as a result.

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not much shock, why not choose her extended family down to baby-sitters, the art teacher who thought she was wonderful in 2nd grade, tee-ball coach, the bitches her grandmother plays bridge with and shows off the picture, etc.

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That, of course, is a horrendous and wonderful notion. But I don't think it would be possible. I imagine that as Aurora's "Gwak! Gwak!" sounds* reverberated in Dolby from all directions, her loved ones would run screaming up the aisles or tear apart chairs in front of them screaming "TURN IT OFF!!" like Buck Turgidson in Paul Schrader's 'Hardcore'. It would be utter pandemonium and the threat of violence would be real and I don't like violence very much. It would be marvelous in a way for sure. But your suggestion brought to mind the Asian parents who were on the set of 'Twilight Zone' whose children were decapitated in front of them by helicopter blades. Their reactions, I mean. Apparently John Landis wanted the chopper in the frame and he kept telling the pilot to get lower. Anyway, it's all awful. By all I mean the world and the experience of being a living being.


* Aurora produced these sounds due to the penis that was thusting inti her mouth as her head was hung UPSIDEDOWN off a couch. I don't have to tell you that the sounds were produced in synch with the mercilessly pistoning inward thrusts of the penis. She also coughed up phlegm and blew snot bubbles as a result.

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Fuck it, that does it, CAOH is now the best poster on this board in my opinion, James is obviously still elite, but CAOH has a wonderful beautiful grasp of the fucked up and perverted tinged with "Strangelove-ian" intelligence, expressiveness and insight. I now laugh hysterically everytime he posts, and the banana jerk off icon is firmly embedded in my psyche such that, every morning when I go to cut up a banana on my cheerios, I hold the banana upright for several seconds picturing this>>> before I actually cut it up and eat it.

It was the General "Buck Turgidson" reference in his post that did it and won me over, no doubt in CAOH's mind the cold-war missle gap of the 1960's refers to a discrepancy in penis length between Nato & the Warsaw Pact....




"Mr. President, we cannot ALLOWwww a GAG FACTOR GAP!"

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Fuck it, that does it, CAOH is now the best poster on this board in my opinion, James is obviously still elite, but CAOH has a wonderful beautiful grasp of the fucked up and perverted tinged with "Strangelove-ian" intelligence, expressiveness and insight.

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I'd like to see Aurora Snow's 'Gag Factor 5' scene projected onto a big cineplex motion picture screen with an arthouse audience. That would be something. Do you agree with me?

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simp's fucking hilarious, i only wish he'd get back to his martin drugs days...

i'm decidedly a square when it comes to porn, i'm almost as bad as monstar. when it comes to degradation, i'm of the philosophy that you can't be as degraded getting paid a grand to do anything when the reality of things is i could take a dump all over a taco bell bathroom and someone has to decide whether they want to clean it up or feed their family that month. cleaning fast food bathrooms and dressing up like a clown for children are seemingly far more degrading than anything porn can come up with not involving steve "the rash" holmes.

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