sad but true, it's come to my attention that they make almost WEEKLY appearances on KSEX and are considered part of wankus' "family"-don't believe me? search the ksex board--they "hang out" on a show with cousins that have sex with each other(this is not a joke-random, remember those hideous people on that video feed you'd found? it's them).
not only is he a bobcat-ewok, longshot's doing wankus' bidding. tragic.