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#129109 - 11/17/05 03:33 PM
Re: Here's a guy!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You are beyond stupid.
Get Coffee Ron to give you another chance, loser.
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#129114 - 11/17/05 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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There are only two possible scenarios here, both unsavory. 1. Ryan Knox is actually cruising craigs list and feels the urge to pimp for boys selling their meat online. 2. Ryan has regressed to referring to himself in the third person and these ads are actually his own. As you can see, either is pathetic, but when you add in the visual of who you're dealing with it becomes nauseating. Nice sleeves asshole: 
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#129117 - 11/17/05 10:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#129118 - 11/18/05 09:40 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
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You guys look like idiots. The jealousy that this guy works in porn and you can't, overflows.
Either that or pictures of porn studs with tattoos in poor lighting sexually excites this crowd so, the blood rushes from the brain unto the loins, and they lose their control.
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#129119 - 11/18/05 10:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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You guys look like idiots. The jealousy that this guy works in porn and you can't, overflows.
Either that or pictures of porn studs with tattoos in poor lighting sexually excites this crowd so, the blood rushes from the brain unto the loins, and they lose their control.
Forgive me...are you the "sportswami" I've been hearing about? If so, correct your parlance. "Unto" is not the right word." Guess most Bills fans are illiterate anyway...
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#129129 - 11/21/05 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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People that never posts their own pictures but talk shit about people that do always give me a laugh. 
Dude, we're just here for your entertainment. 
Actually, it's like Mark Twain said: "It is better
to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
If you look like a diseased afterbirth why would you post your picture and prove you look that way like Ryan did?
If you're being honest with yourself I think you'll look at some of the hideous pictures on your website and reach the same conclusion.
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#129131 - 11/21/05 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo-
Could you possibly be any more gay?
You're the one that went out of your way to find that picture and post it.
That's just plain gay.
Yeah Sport, that's it, I'll be gay if you'll be my bitch. It took me at least 30 seconds to google imagesearch that picture. It was a big bonus to find it on Pamela Peaks site. That warmed my heart. Add in another 45 secs to do the googlefight thing and you have the extent of my research.
But hey, if you're serious about this relationship I'll insist on knowing who elses dick you've had up your asshole and down your throat before I give you my cherry.
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#129132 - 11/21/05 08:45 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#129133 - 11/22/05 02:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/01/04
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Dude, we're just here for your entertainment. * Yup Actually, it's like Mark Twain said: "It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." * I see you don't practice what Mr.Twain preaches  If you look like a diseased afterbirth why would you post your picture and prove you look that way like Ryan did? If you're being honest with yourself I think you'll look at some of the hideous pictures on your website and reach the same conclusion. *If it were up to me I would axe 90% of the talent on there, but it's not. Weird thing is they do work once or twice.
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#129134 - 11/22/05 02:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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jimmy-i think you're onto something. not with bornyo, he's a good guy. rather the fact you guys carry far too much non-talent compared to your competitors it seems.
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#129135 - 11/22/05 03:12 PM
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Weird thing is they do work once or twice.
who ever said porn was supposta be pretty......now for the girls...well thats another story.....THEY SELL PRODUCT.......in GAY PORN...GUYS SELL PRODUCT.....who actually looks at the male talent in straight porn. just my opinion.
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#129136 - 11/22/05 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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jimmy-i think you're onto something. not with bornyo, he's a good guy. rather the fact you guys carry far too much non-talent compared to your competitors it seems.
I think they're letting Luke photograph the girls who stumble into world modeling in exchange for lunch and haircut money.
Here's my opinion- in straight porn the females should be attractive and the guys should look so innocuous as to be invisible. Unless they look like creepy meatholes guy- he adds another dimension of filth to any scene.
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#129139 - 11/22/05 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Bornyo-
You like to watch the creepy Meatholes guy?
Does he turn you on?
Why are you asking buster? You jealous?
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#129140 - 11/22/05 10:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 56
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 ...and the whole time I thought you needed a dick to be a stud  ...fuck it dude, lets go bowling
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#129142 - 11/24/05 09:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan how much do you charge to let the old men in the park fuck that moldy abscess in your chest, man thats hot, thats smartt hot.
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#129144 - 11/25/05 01:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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so you let them do it for nothing? some man-whore you are.
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#129145 - 11/26/05 03:35 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
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You and smartt should get together for a piracy party. Could celebrate all the wasted time obtaining licensed media for free.
It would be the brazillians vs. the rednecks, and who pilfers more goods?
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#129146 - 11/26/05 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You and smartt should get together for a piracy party. Could celebrate all the wasted time obtaining licensed media for free.
It would be the brazillians vs. the rednecks, and who pilfers more goods?
thanks pirate, but what I usually only rent porn and not very often, to break it down by the week my porn expenditures would only amount to a few cents.
Of course I wouldn't expect someone who needs to makes a new account every time his old one gets bitch slapped into oblivion to have the cognitive abilities to pick up on that.
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#129147 - 11/26/05 04:55 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
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You were the one who said you pay nothing for porn, not me. But, point taken, there's not much sense playing along with a redneck.
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#129148 - 11/26/05 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You were the one who said you pay nothing for porn, not me. But, point taken, there's not much sense playing along with a redneck.
You must be a sad sad little man then, out witted by a gun toting redneck and all. Now if you could finish eating the corn from my shit and die in some gruesome manner the favor would be much appreciated.
toodles for now
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#129149 - 11/26/05 06:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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have2cit is basically xpt's first line of defense. now clean up the trail of anal blood pirate and skip on outta here.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129150 - 11/26/05 06:59 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
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Man you guys are easy to offend.
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#129152 - 11/26/05 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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so you seem competent pirate, competent enough to be of service posting with regularity---yet you continute to suck with fake accounts and bleed anally by default...why is this? you could be alright, yet you suck...fill a brotha in.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129154 - 11/26/05 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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-that's kinda incoherent.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#129155 - 11/26/05 07:12 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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#129156 - 11/26/05 07:13 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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That's a lame reply.
Nuh-uhh.
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#129157 - 11/26/05 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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next few pirate / jsucka / swami ID's, just some suggestions to mull over until the next time you sign up:
punching_bag
board_bitch
smartts_catcher
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