Dude, we're just here for your entertainment. * Yup

Actually, it's like Mark Twain said: "It is better
to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." * I see you don't practice what Mr.Twain preaches

If you look like a diseased afterbirth why would you post your picture and prove you look that way like Ryan did?

If you're being honest with yourself I think you'll look at some of the hideous pictures on your website and reach the same conclusion. *If it were up to me I would axe 90% of the talent on there, but it's not. Weird thing is they do work once or twice.