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Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.



This is a joke,right?



I was going to do the column, but I insisted on $1,500.00 a week.


Edited by whtzahor4 (01/19/04 06:20 AM)