WOODS HOLE, MA-Associated Press-Marine biologists at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute presented shocking new evidence that the anglerfish, which uses a wormlike "lure" to catch unsuspecting prey has evolved to live on land. On the streets of brazil, scientists found a man described to have fish lips and Dr. Rapist's suspicions were raised when "He had crap just dangling out of his anus, just like like the fish that make you want to hurl as you're staring at them while trying to eat in a Japanese place".
Children in Brazil are unable to compete with adults and transexuals for rodents and other vermin that make up the majority of the nation's diet so they depend upon eating earthworms and centipedes well into their teens. Apparently evolving to take advantage of this, the smarttfish(faggotus horriblilis) is equipped with a wormlike appendage to dangle for hungry children through his gated windows and then strike the unsuspecting urchins. the appendage, according to researchers"almost looks like genitalia, but it's too small and only faggots would let their dicks near the mouths of young boys"
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