Assploitations
Directed by Aurora Snow
Starring Aurora Snow, Ashley Blue, Arianna Jollee, Velvet Rose, Sophia, Crystal Ray
Mayhem

Man, all I can tell ya not to let your woman near Aurora Snow, ever, ‘cuz she’ll wreck her, from the rectum up. Don’t let those smoky, come-hither eyes or that breathy, Marilyn Monroe chirp of hers fool ya- this chick ain’t nothin’ but evil. In the cleverly named “Assploitations”, she gathers a whole fistful of topline starlets, bends them over, and let’s whoever shows up do unnatural things to their stretched-out assholes. Even the hardcore anal queens like Jollee and Ray are taken to their limits here. Hope they had 911 on speed dial.

Super-sexy buttgirl Ariana is up first, noisily masturbating while riding a king sized buttplug, until her stuntdick shows up to jam all four fingers in her pussy, choke her, slap her, stick his fuckin’ TOES in her ass, and then greedily backdoor the girl until they both explode in a screamy, messy ‘gasm. Ariana rules anyway, Jack, but with Snow prodding her into ever more shameful acts, well…now, we got ourselves a porn flick. Righteous.

Snow, in a pair of PJ’s, loosens ultra-slut Crytal Ray up with a dildo in the next scene, and once she’s nice and sloppy, a big muscle-y fella shows up to flip her over and grandslam her asshole until it’s red and puckered. I was kinda hopin’ Crystal would go a little crazy on this one (crazier than usual, I mean), but this scene’s pretty standard. For maniacs, I mean. Things get much wilder when Snow joins Latina glamazon Velvet Rose and nice-girl-gone-sex-freak Ashley Blue for a torrid shower scene full of nothin’ but hardcore ass action – ass eating, ass fucking (there’s about 50 pounds of rubber gadgets littering the shower floor, and all of ‘em get put to use), ass stretching, the works. Later on, the girls switch over to a hot tub for further hijinks, and much time is spent with Ashley’s ass in the air, Velvet and Aurora jamming 2-foot rubber eel-looking things in there like they’re trying to hide them from the cops, or something. I could go on, man- I didn’t even get to the double-dildo action- but you get the idea. A truly amazing and utterly unnatural sex scene here.

Giant titted thunder princess Sophie gets brutally double-teamed in the next segment. Lotsa slaps to the chops and a climactic double-anal scene highlight this ‘un. Normally, Sophie’s ass attack would be enuff for any flick’s worth of stroke value, but hold yer fire until you get to Aurora Snow’s closing scene, and you’ll see why she’s the boss of this here backseat Bacchanalia. Just to show off, the girl sticks all four fingers deep into her ass, and when she pulls ‘em out, the gape is wide enuff to see her heart beating. Then she gets a lethal dose of aggro-doggy anal, but even that’s not enuff for this insatiable buttwoman- her stud breaks out one o’ those GIANT black dildos- you know the ones I’m talking about- and jams half of the thing straight up her dumper. I’m pretty sure that would kill most of the women I know, and Snow’s just smilin’. Crazy. Is she a sex robot? Is she computer generated? Or does she just have a magic asshole?

Those are all good questions. None of ‘em are answered, but I’m too stunned to care anyway. All I can say is that you don’t even KNOW ass until you’ve met Snow’s ass. Fan-fucking-tastic, man.

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-Sleazegrinder