Fuck Dolls
Directed by Jake Malone
Starring Nautica Thorn, Jynx, Delilah, Kate Kaptive, Lena Julliette, Lauren Phonix

Evil bone daddy Jake Malone spares no feelings- or orifices-in this sinister feast of ritual whore degradation. “Fuckdolls” is aptly named, cuz Malone and his crew of ironpenis Vikings barely acknowledge the living, beathing wimmen behind the sweaty, undulating flesh, preferring to just dive in into their favorite part with fist and cock, and damn the consequences. All this Satanic mayhem may or may not affect yr high falutin’ sensibilities, I dunno. Just keep in mind that Jake didn’t create this wicked world, he’s just hear to slime it up, but good.

Blonde sex goddess Lauren Phoenix opens up the proceedings dressed like a KISS groupie in $5 lingerie and stackheels. Her slinky strut down a flight of stairs musta worn her out, cuz she immediately passes out on a sofa, only to be woken by two piledriving penises assaulting her from every angle. Nothin TOO crazy here, just a manic DP scene with lots of sweat n’ spit, and plenty of Lauren’s signature line: “OW!”

Glammy, fat-assed Asian covergirl Nautica Thorn shows off her amazing fake tits before undergoing a screamy, forceful, interracial, pilderiving slamfest. Sexy, sure, but sexier still is skinny, tiny-titted Lena Julliette, who celebrates “Mexican Anal Independence Day” by inserting various dildos as far up her quivering sphincter as she can. And that’s BEFORE the stunt dick shows up to fill even more holes with even bigger flesh rockets. Ariba! Toss in a little throatfucking and some impressive gaper shots, and you’ve got yrself a winner in Lena, Jack.

Tiny girl Kate Kaptive is so fuckin’ cute (and YOUNG), that I almost felt bad about watching her get dick-thrashed. Almost. Kate keeps her white panties on the whole time, and says “Git it! Git that pussy!” like she’s watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre a buncha times. No anal hijinks, but you won’t need ‘em, believe me. This one’s gonna be a star, if her momma lifts her curfew soon.

Delilah’s a curvy, statuesque blonde who kinda looks like a pre-eating contest Anna Nicole, and she has a hot DP scene here, but it’s just the dinner roll for the main course- crazy girl Jynx. Jynx ain’t exactly pretty, and she’s far from smart, but the scary galloon of mascara on her eyes and the jet black hair and the fuckin’ screaming and spitting and ass fucking and complete and utter madness in this girl’s eyes more then make up for it. If you thought Brook Balentine was loud, bro, you aint’ seen nothin’ yet. Dig the choking, buttplug-mania, and jaw-dropping ass stretching too. Yeehaw.

Jynx wins whatever filth-encrusted prize is available, but the rest o’ the girls do an admirable job or reducing themselves to warm meat. For the hardcore pornimal, this one’s a rich feast indeed. Don’t miss it.

Exxxtras: photo gallery, bonus footage, behind the scenes

-Sleazegrinder