Im going to start a Quote Of The Year Thread starting today. It ends 11/15/06, with votes tallied to determine a winner. Lets see if it works. Submitt yours here.

Teganfan- .... get off the fuckin crack, your making genesis skye jealous.

jrv- I thought porn stars weren't supposed to be as fat as porn fans?

gypsy- I hope a mosquito flew up her snatch.

yes!! I made the vote!!! but I'm gonna vote for jrv cuz, well, i just about upchucked my tea when i read that, lol

Aww if I would of known this I would of tried to be a bit more creative. You should of at least ran it for a day or two to get alot of different quotes.

I am. Its just a place where everyone can place their favorite ones. You see the good ones used as sigs. I figure just post the ones you like and let the degenerates vote later. Its ongoing.

Oh okay COOL.

I'll add this one from Gia

Do the clients of Pamela Peaks ever get angry that she's NOT a tranny?

Melissa- shit. Garfield's back

Jeff Steward- Dont be so hard on Smartt.He doesnt know any better.You see hes from Brazil where everbody is gay.

Bornyo- Nasty bitch is harvesting corn for her cooking show.

Christie Lee-

i would much rather be beaten by throbing dongs than hands people.

Don't take the bait from the various dipshits and cunts that populate the board, Christie. Remember, at least half of the posters here are Brandon Irons alone. - John Floofin

Monstar- jeezus dood, you cry and bitch and moan, yet you instigate as much as anyone, repeatedly posting pics of that fried mini-sausage thing you call a dick.

"Thank you for calling me this, I can now jerk off properly knowing that I'm 'pornographically repugnant', and not just a little bit repugnant, actually pornographically repugnant. Thanks for that."

- Isabelle Ice

Speeeeeeeeeelunk me, god damn it!

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please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy



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then you are really gunna get weirded out when I post a picture of me throat gaggin your pops while he wears a "world's greatest dad" hat.

"go fuck yourself then die and go to hell" meliss (private message to me

"i am not wankus" sportswami

"you're right, i deserve to die" jrv (private message to me)

"hes bad, but he will die so its ok" (??)

Cleetus- I seriously thought the invasion had begun but then i realized I was in Chinatown.

JM: Its funny how before Gag Factor there was no throat gonorrhea and now its spreading like a wildfire.At JM Productions we dont follow trends,we create them.

"Ill gladly volunteer my cock so that she can practice taking cumshots to the face."
--Coochie Monster

It's not exactly a quote,and it's from last year, but...

From this thread: 

I have been reading the rants on this forum for several months now. I am just now posting because I have not walked out of my apartment since Oct. 10. I realized yesterday that it has been over two weeks now. In these two weeks almost every electrical appliance in my place has been turned off. The refrigerator was making me panic. The only things turned on have been the computer and television. I have had the same twelve DVD's playing in constant rotation. As I stated, I realized that I will have to walk over to the office in five days to pay the rent. This is my first step in confronting the outside world. Anyone reading this will probably be disgusted, and that is fine, because this post is not for sympathy. This is for myself; my therapy. If I do not return to reality soon, my trip to the office to simply hand a money order to the human beings, I fear may not go well. Right now is the time for me to confront myself and my current situation. Physically, it is apparent that I have consumed nothing but distilled water, skim milk, bananas, lima beans, methamphetamine, and wheat grass for quite a long period of time now. My throat is clear from talking to Gauge and Kitty on the television screen. The next thing I must do is cleanse my self,primarily, my face. Though, the most complicated step other than exposing this to the public(even this public)is getting past that peephole in my door. I have spent hours staring at this forum, the television screen, and through that peephole. That peephole is my biggest challenge. This is a screen,that television is a screen, but it is actual human bodies on the other side of that door. This is good; I am feeling more secure now that I am exposing in print. I may continue later. I thank you forum!

Smartt, I'd like nothing more than to tie you to the bumper of a car and drive a few thousand miles until your bones begin to spark on the asphalt.- Smiling Arab

Smartt- I just LOVE how this board is the extreme opposite of ADT. It´s like Bizarro ADT.

Smiling Arab -- #100187
First Cleetus, then Monkey, then Da Burglar, now Monstar get the black lettering. Somewhere in Brazil, a very lonely man is playing Star Wars Stratomatic with an especially intense expression on his face and tears rolling down his cheeks.

James -- #100210
nah, smartt's not crying over this one. it's the 9-year old urchin he lured into his mangrove-tree hut with a cheez-doodle on a string that's in tears, smartt's too careful with the origninal-issue storm-trooper mask he's wearing to let it get wet.

Smiling Arab -- #71744
If there were justice in this world God would allow a posse of 12 year old Brazilian street trannies to beat Smartt to
death with a bag of quarters in tune with "The Girl from Ipanema."

Gia Jordan -- #117895
Why can't I be addicted to meth like everyone else?

Gia Jordan -- ##113755
Blue bracelet= I'm really a bottom
Yellow bracelet= Open to watersports

Smelly Monkey -- #97327
Holy shit. good point, that bumps her grade down 2 spots, having a vagina is a requirement in her field, this is a
disadvantage for sure.

Da Burgalur -- #126654
...and Now I have to live with supporting, attacking and now apologizing to a 20 year old Borderline Sociopathic Porn
chick with a recently scoured Pretzel Oven for a twat...fuck what a lousy day.

pronloser78 -- #94012
i reak of awesomeness, bitch

These are all I can find for now. To bad those shit-cocks at bgol deleted all their old threads, some of smiling-arabs posts were priceless(although that was last I think).

Zenman

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What do I have to do to get that whore to lick my ass.

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Dane to Gen-I thought you just filled out myspace surveys all day

LMAO you BRAT!

-Later Masturbator

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For every Monica Sweetheart, there are 40 Jersey Jaxsin's

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Gia Jordan-I haven't done any of these and I still have that new car smell.

Me Cuz I Wanna Add It - "I'll be a 10 minute brotha for a 2 dolla ho!"

who do you think, smartt. they passed him over again. the street children of brazil will need to be extra cautious tonight. - have2cit